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Worst Joke Ever 2026

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1 hour ago, oxo1947 said:

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I can still remember the smell of it.

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I was showing my doctor the rash on my knob today. He seemed pretty uncomfortable and didnt want to touch it. He just said make an appointment at the surgery tomorrow and then walked off with his family & carried on shopping.

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3 hours ago, billd766 said:

I can still remember the smell of it.

 

Me too!

 

I also remember Veno's cough syrup, smells and tastes exactly like Jägermeister, which is why I don't drink Jägermeister :whistling:

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3 minutes ago, Crossy said:

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Update of the marble in the hubcap trick  :whistling:

 

Who remembers hubcaps ?

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May be an image of car and text that says "Wife: "The car is not starting. Dashboard shows the sign of a person sitting on toilet." Husband: "What...?? Send me a picture.""

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1 hour ago, roo860 said:

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A trip to the park. Reminds me of when I was young in the east end of London. We were poor. Very poor. Always hungry.

 

At weekends around 2 in the afternoon, we would ask mum for food. ''Right now kids. Get over the park-pond, and grab the bread before those greedy ducks gobble it down. Bring it back and I'll make a bread pudding.''

 

I can remember when the first Kentucky opened up west. '''You know the score kids. Walk to that new food place, get on yer knees outside, and beg to lick the customers fingers as they come out. Don't come back til you are full up.'''

 

Ah yes! Those were the days. We didn't have anything; but we were happy.

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