2 hours ago, WorriedNoodle said:

A man walks into a doctor's surgery after an accident right outside. Carrying the severed limb.

 

The nurse looks up at the poor man dripping with blood. "Sir, I take it that you have downloaded the NHS App."

2 hours ago, dcsw53 said:

Thank God for your sake that it was not two wrinkled soft boiled eggs and a stiff leather ............!

 

 

 

 

Translation of sentences:

A couple is in Africa on a wild tour

They see a deer chased by a leopard 

The woman says:  if the deer survives, I give you 3 months a blowj** as many times as you want, where ever you want.

 

Well the movie shows, when he is really motivated.