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15 hours ago, ballpoint said:

I'd suggest fetching your coat, but it looks like someone's already taken it.

I promise to try to button it for the rest of the day!

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Any chance we can have it round here pretty soon then?

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18 hours ago, ballpoint said:

Better stop scrambling your words before you crack. Then you'll be toast.

And then you will have bread again!

All is well.

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Guderian · yesterday at 06:22 AM1 day

I'm posting this in the Pattaya forum as it's specific to our fair city, rather than to general health and well-being in Thailand. The background is given here: I saw Dr. Anna this morning for routine six-monthly cryotherapy and she confirmed that she will retire at the end of August and then go to see her daughter who works at Stanford. As already mentioned in the topic, it's not her decision and has been forced on her by Bangkok Hospital. It seems all the e-mails of support we sent the hosp
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“Dem's have a Bolshevik revolution going on in primaries". News
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riclag · June 28Jun 28

Mid term national security crisis going on in the country . With a full blown national security crisis unfolding ahead of the 2026 midterms, Trump has rightly warned that 'Communists are finally making their move.' Recent socialist sweeps in New York Dem primaries have exposed a radical shift, prompting NRCC Chair Richard Hudson to tell House Republicans that Dem's are in the midst of a "Bolshevik revolution" in their own party. This isn't just politics as usual , it's an ideological threat tha
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The end of American democracy
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unblocktheplanet · 7 hours ago7 hr

Abridged from source. [Opinion. Just in case you missed oncologist Dr. Shpiner’s point, he asks, when was the last time any group of people was called a cancer on society? Think hard, you’ll get it.” Three speeches on a single day signaled a dying American democracy Robert B Shpiner The Guardian: 22 July 2026 SOURCE: https://www.theguardian.com/commentisfree/2026/jul/22/stephen-miller-marco-rubio-trump-speeches What the White House deputy chief of staff said deserves to be quoted rather tha
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USA immigration and customs enforcement ,protecting the homeland…News
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riclag · July 9, 20251 yr

ICE - Immigration Customs Enforcement . Their mission :Fighting decades of Sanctuary cities flaunting federal immigration law , arresting hundreds of thousands of criminal illegals let in by the Biden administration and the never ending criminal enterprise associated with the above. “Mission: Protect America through criminal investigations and enforcing immigration laws to preserve national security and public safety”. https://www.ice.gov/mission#:~:text=U.S. Immi
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How civilians can detain a Congressman with no consequences
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unblocktheplanet · 7 hours ago7 hr

Long article. Greatly abridged from source. NOTE: Some AN readers who use PCs appear to have difficulty accessing The Intercept. Please let me know here if you cannot access https://theintercept.com due to a signup page. I have posted an article from a different source as this issue is important.] [Opinion. If West Bank colonists can try to intimidate foreigners, imagine how much more violent they are to the Palestinians who own the land they stand on. Killing or even wounding an American Con
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BarraMarra replied to BarraMarra's topic in UK & Europe Topics and Events

We were told by variouse Home secretaries that foreighn criminals like illegals comitting seriouse crimes would be deported once there sentance was complete such as Dardin Hoxhaj an Albanian drug dealer deported in 2018 for part of a 750k drug trafficking opperation. He slipped back into the UK a month later by rubber boat. It took three years to track him down. Eventually the home office tried to deport him again but he won his case to remain in the UK. The ECHR ruled it would be to harsh on his family if he was deported, the most famouse case again an Albanian convict due for deportion won his appeal because his son would be no longer able to eat his fav Chicken Nuggets. There are more cases like this.
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“Dem's have a Bolshevik revolution going on in primaries". News
“Dem's have a Bolshevik revolution going on in primaries". News

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Nothing you listed is socialism.
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spoken like a man still speaking english thanks to us.
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As this is your new profile after coming back again, I expect we will soon be saying RIP to you :)
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Women keep hitting on me

Rockyroad · 5 hours ago5 hr

Went to shake stand, women smiles at me a lot. Next day I return her friend asks if I have a gf. She says I have one. Both looked disappointed. The second one says she has a 1000cc bike. She would be fun.
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Visiting Canadian refugee Zhang Xinyan at Suan Phlu
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Visiting Canadian refugee Zhang Xinyan at Suan Phlu

unblocktheplanet · 7 hours ago7 hr

By author. Visiting Zhang Xinyan at Suan Phlu I went to visit Zhang Xinyan at Suan Phlu Immigration Centre on Tuesday. (I’ve been away from AN for a couple of days.) Most of you already know the story. Xinyan had overstayed her tourist visa but was approved as a political refugee by Canada. She was arrested at the airport May 7 about to board a flight to Vancouver on May 7. Shamefully, no Canadian consular representative has seen her at Suan Phlu since May 27! Canada has a reputation for fa
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Should foreigners try to integrate into or change Thai culture?
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Should foreigners try to integrate into or change Thai culture?

simon43 · yesterday at 10:59 AM1 day

This question applies to any foreigner who settles in a different country, but let's limit it to Thailand. Very few foreigners here become Thai citizens. There are a number of PRs, but the vast majority of us are on non-immigrant visas, and therefore not legally settled here. I see/read about many foreigners who 'settle' in Thailand, but then share nothing with the local population, other than the sun. They make little effort to learn the language or traditions or history or culture. They c
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