January 24, 20242 yr The back of a guy's anorak was leaping up and down, and people were chucking money to him. Someone in the crowd said ‘Do you earn a living doing that?’ He said ‘Yes, this is my livelihood.'”
January 24, 20242 yr I think my wife spilled syrup all over the letter tiles while playing Scrabble at breakfast this morning. She denies it, but I’m sticking to my words!
January 24, 20242 yr I built a model of Mount Everest and my son asked, “Is it to scale?” I replied, “No, it’s to look at.”
January 24, 20242 yr Popular Post I've finally got around to returning the invisibility cloak I got for Christmas. I just can't see myself wearing it.
January 24, 20242 yr Popular Post 1 hour ago, dcsw53 said: So the joke is that you forgot this was posted yesterday too?
January 24, 20242 yr 22 minutes ago, Yellowtail said: So the joke is that you forgot this was posted yesterday too? He can't remember! 🤪
January 24, 20242 yr 6 hours ago, roo860 said: That took me about 10 seconds....and being a big Jazz fan, I'm ashamed of myself! ☹
January 24, 20242 yr 26 minutes ago, VBF said: He can't remember! 🤪 Where's that memory foam when you need it!
January 24, 20242 yr 27 minutes ago, VBF said: That took me about 10 seconds....and being a big Jazz fan, I'm ashamed of myself! ☹
January 24, 20242 yr 7 hours ago, ballpoint said: I think my wife spilled syrup all over the letter tiles while playing Scrabble at breakfast this morning. She denies it, but I’m sticking to my words! Maybe she just put a spell on them!
January 24, 20242 yr 6 hours ago, Yellowtail said: Watching / listening to that fine gentleman creates one feeling for me...... Ahhhhhhhhh and relax!
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