Anyone know how long it takes to get hearing aids back from repair?

I sent mine off two weeks ago and haven't heard anything since.

If I had 50 pence for every maths test I've failed, I'd have £11.63.

No matter how much I do for her, my wife's never happy.  Nag, nag, nag.

I bought her a stair lift for her birthday, but it just drives her up the wall.

On 3/9/2024 at 1:09 PM, ballpoint said:

 

Just checking if you're still alive? 

3 hours ago, ballpoint said:

Did you just sponsor the first 500 miles, or the 500 miles more as well?

Whilst cruising along the highway, a man notices flashing lights in his rear view mirror and pulls over onto the shoulder. After pulling in behind him, the cop walks up to the man's car and leans in through the window. "Sir, have you been drinking this evening?" asks the cop. "No" replies the confused motorist. "Why, was I all over the road?" "No, your driving is fine sir. It's the fat, ugly chick in the passenger seat that's raised my suspicions".

A little girl was walking with her Grandmother when they came across a couple of dogs mating. "What are they doing, Grandma?" asked the little girl.The grandmother said, "The dog on top has hurt his paw, and the one underneath is carrying him to the doctor. "They're just like people, aren't they?" said the little one. "What do you mean?" asked the Grandma. "Offer someone a helping hand, and they f.... you every time!"