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Worst Joke Ever 2026

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Too thin to be a WallMart customer.

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a young child is having difficulty swimming in the water off Mar-A-Lago. Afraid the child is going to drown, yet not wanting to get his suit wet, Trump runs across the water and saves the child. The next day, the New York Times headline: "TRUMP CAN'T SWIM"

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2 hours ago, Yellowtail said:

Trump runs across the water and saves the child. The next day, the New York Times headline: "TRUMP CAN'T SWIM"

And the day after that on Snopes.com

News Fact: " Trump has never run on water to save a child"

News Fact: " Trump has never walked on water to pick up the Pope's mitre.

https://www.amarillo.com/story/news/local/2016/12/16/news-flash-trump-can-t-swim/13067277007/

Kudos to the on topic post for hypothetically

comparing Trump to Jesus. That's truly the worst joke ever....

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Guderian · 20 hours ago20 hr

I'm posting this in the Pattaya forum as it's specific to our fair city, rather than to general health and well-being in Thailand. The background is given here: I saw Dr. Anna this morning for routine six-monthly cryotherapy and she confirmed that she will retire at the end of August and then go to see her daughter who works at Stanford. As already mentioned in the topic, it's not her decision and has been forced on her by Bangkok Hospital. It seems all the e-mails of support we sent the hosp
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The World Cup has delivered unforgettable football moments, but another story has been unfolding away from the goals and glory. England's victory over Norway may have ended Erling Haaland's tournament, yet it did nothing to dent the warm friendship between him and England star Jude Bellingham. Before Saturday night's clash, social media buzzed with clips celebrating the pair's long-standing bond, which began when they were teenagers at Borussia Dortmund. As the teams emerged from the tunnel, Be
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A modelling scout whose name appeared extensively in files linked to convicted sex offender Jeffrey Epstein has been found dead at his home near Paris, as French authorities investigate the circumstances of his death. Daniel Siad, 69, was discovered on Monday in Colombes, north-west of the French capital. Prosecutors have opened an inquiry to establish the cause of death, with a post-mortem examination now due. Death Comes Amid Ongoing Investigation The Nanterre prosecutor's office confirmed an
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The killers of a policeman are to be released early. https://www.thesun.co.uk/news/39839712/pc-andrew-harpers-wife-slams-killers-early-release/
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So Elon Musk loses his s**t over The Odyssey, claiming he'll have Grok produce a full length movie that's "historically accurate". He might as well say he wants "The Lord Of The Rings" to be authentic and accurate. A long, long time ago I thought Musk was smart. He's not. He's dumB with a capital B. https://www.theguardian.com/film/2026/jul/22/elon-musk-grok-imagine-historically-accurate-ai-homers-odyssey-christopher-nolan https://www.euronews.com/culture/2026/07/22/elon-musks-anti-odyssey-ca
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There needs to be many of these in all the AI data centers.
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"...City Hall is tightening inspections across the capital..." maybe 'beginning' not 'tightening'... or maybe 'considering beginning'. Shouldn't those gov officials with job description related to safety inspections be charged as accessories to murder? Wait... wake up and smell the coffee... that has as much chance as Pita being PM
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I see girls with purses fighting. That is all. I am not sure those "Beta Boys" can fight their way out of paper bag.
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Should foreigners try to integrate into or change Thai culture?
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Should foreigners try to integrate into or change Thai culture?

simon43 · 15 hours ago15 hr

This question applies to any foreigner who settles in a different country, but let's limit it to Thailand. Very few foreigners here become Thai citizens. There are a number of PRs, but the vast majority of us are on non-immigrant visas, and therefore not legally settled here. I see/read about many foreigners who 'settle' in Thailand, but then share nothing with the local population, other than the sun. They make little effort to learn the language or traditions or history or culture. They c
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Where/How did your AN-Profile image originate?: And, why?
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GammaGlobulin · Tuesday at 12:45 AM2 days

Dear Folks, Some of you seem to have come up with the strangest AN-profile images. And, I would like to say “congratulations” to some of you, for your creativity. No doubt, most members here are curious concerning where, and why, TV members find, and select, these images. Even more curious, still, is the question: WHY TV-members chose these strange images to represent themselves on TV. So then: Does anybody know? Surely, it is just about-time that someone here asked this important questi
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