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Worst Joke Ever 2026

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A man saw a lady with big breasts. He asked, "Excuse me, can I bite your breasts for $1000?" She agrees, so they go to a secluded corner. She opens her blouse and the man puts his face in her breasts for 10 minutes." Eventually the lady asks, "Aren't you gonna bite them?" He replies, "No, it's too expensive."

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^ Come back Benny all is forgiven.

 

 

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2 hours ago, ballpoint said:

It helps if you zoom out...

 

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Dare I say it... I was close. :unsure:

Knees up Mother Brown?

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4 hours ago, Korat Kiwi said:

I'm a bit confused here... Which one am I meant to feel sorry for? 

 

Ting -Tong.......she was a mail order bride after all---but if your not a Brit, you probably don't get the Joke............. (Little Britain)

 

 

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Survey: What's the first thing that you do in the morning? 

 

 

 

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Good to see him taking steps.......   😲🤪

1 hour ago, oxo1947 said:

 

Ting -Tong.......she was a mail order bride after all---but if your not a Brit, you probably don't get the Joke............. (Little Britain)

 

 

Correct, but I have heard of Little Britain.  It's not one that I could get into. A bit like Red Dwarf. 

 

Parts were funny (to me) but I never went out of my way to watch it. 

 

But with your explanation... I can understand now. Cheers

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One day, the US military decided to take a poll to see how the different branches handle a specific situation, in this case a scorpion in a service member's tent. One representative from each major branch is selected, and each answers privately.

The question was a simple one: "There is a scorpion in your tent. What do you do?"

Army: "I would crush it with my boot and throw it outside."

Navy: "I would pick it up by the tail and throw it outside."

Marines: "I'd bite its head off before cooking and eating it."

Air Force: "I'd call down to the front desk and ask why there's a tent in my hotel room."

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