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When you can't find the can opener.

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georgegeorgia · 4 hours ago4 hr

Where may one Academic on statistics obtain the services of a Flu vaccination in Pattaya ? I also would like to get the pneumonia vaccine at the same time Now one must question where , for one may not obtain a vaccine at a simple non academic medical GP ""shop" Do I perhaps need the services of a hospital?
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giogio · Thursday at 07:01 AM2 days

Has anybody got experience of skin doctor (alias dermatologist) at either queen sirikit in sattahip/ban chang, or sri racha district hospital? Do both have this specialist? Which one could be better? Thank you
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Nigel Farage one of 34 candidates in Clacton by-election
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Nigel Farage one of 34 candidates in Clacton by-election

bannork · 3 minutes ago3 min

Nigel Farage will face a record 33 rival candidates in the by-election he triggered in protest at media and parliamentary scrutiny of his finances and backers. The main Westminster parties are boycotting the Clacton by-election, dismissing it as a stunt by the Reform UK leader, leaving joke candidate Count Binface and actor-turned-politician Laurence Fox as his highest-profile opponents. Mr Farage wanted the contest to be a “people versus the establishment” showdown but he is now facing opponen
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"Numbers & facts don't lie",election integrity News
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"Numbers & facts don't lie",election integrity News

riclag · 15 hours ago15 hr

"Numbers & Facts don't lie" ,Election Integrity News: DHS Secretary Mullin just dropped a bombshell. They've identified 250k non citizens registered to vote in just four states:,California, Pennsylvania, New Jersey, and Nevada. With 46 other states still to fully review, this raises serious questions about the voting system. Every American deserves to know their vote counts and isn't canceled out by someone who shouldn't be voting. The story is about a Newsmax news report.
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Burnham vows to 'fix the big things' as he prepares to become PM
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Burnham vows to 'fix the big things' as he prepares to become PM

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Burnham vows to 'fix the big things' as he prepares to become PM Andy Burnham will promise to "fix the big things that politics has neglected" as he prepares to take over as Labour leader and Britain's next prime minister, pledging to shift power away from Westminster and deliver economic growth across the country. Burnham is expected to be formally confirmed as Labour leader on Friday before succeeding Sir Keir Starmer in Downing Street on Monday, ushering in what allies say will be a new cha
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German flotilla activist raped in Israel
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German flotilla activist raped in Israel

unblocktheplanet · Wednesday at 04:47 PM2 days

[Opinion. What is most shocking to me is that so few Israelis speak out against the unspeakable abuse to detainees in Israeli. Do Israelis really think this is proper conduct in a civilised country? Are they just "good Germans"? That all the prisoners they’re torturing are terrorists? Abu Ghraib… How do these monsters go home and hug their children?] They want to break our will’: Gaza flotilla activist tells of rape in Israeli detention Anna Liedtke files criminal complaint in Israel over alleg
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Hundreds feared dead in Rohingya boat disaster
Hundreds feared dead in Rohingya boat disaster

placnx replied to geovalin's topic in Myanmar News

You are right, but I think that the better solution is for the Burmese resistance to get much more aid in exchange for accepting the Rohingya as Burmese with equal rights. Then the refugees in Bangla and elsewhere can be repatriated.
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Nigel Farage one of 34 candidates in Clacton by-election
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Nigel Farage one of 34 candidates in Clacton by-election

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Nigel Farage will face a record 33 rival candidates in the by-election he triggered in protest at media and parliamentary scrutiny of his finances and backers. The main Westminster parties are boycotting the Clacton by-election, dismissing it as a stunt by the Reform UK leader, leaving joke candidate Count Binface and actor-turned-politician Laurence Fox as his highest-profile opponents. Mr Farage wanted the contest to be a “people versus the establishment” showdown but he is now facing opponents including three from the Official Monster Raving Loony Party and an array of independents. Tendring District Council said a total of 34 candidates are standing in the August 13 by-election, which is believed to be a record for a parliamentary contest. The council said the previous record is understood to have been 26 candidates, set at the Haltemprice and Howden by-election in July 2008, which was triggered by Tory Sir David Davis in his own seat and similarly ignored by the main Westminster parties. The candidates for the Clacton constituency are: – Joseph 77 (Independent) – Adham Alkhatip (The Forward Party) – Count Binface (Count Binface Party) – Nick The Incredible Flying Brick (The Official Monster Raving Loony Party) – Tony Cane (Independent) – Woke Trump Carrzee (Independent) – William Stuart James Clouston (Social Democratic Party). – Rees Cowne (Independent) – Glenn Charles Cummings (Independent) – Martin Davies (Freedom Alliance – Real People, Real Alternative!) – Andy Erlam (Independent) – Nigel Farage (Reform UK) – Attieh Fard (Independent) – Laurence Fox (The Reclaim Party) – Tony Francis (Independent) – Robin Green (Independent) – Abi Hookway (Independent) – Howling Laud Hope (The Official Monster Raving Loony Party) – Stephen Richard Ingram (Independent) – Amy Morris (Independent) – Derrick Norbert Morris (Independent) – Michael Noel O’Keeffe (Independent) – Martyn OBrien (Independent) – Nick Pelas (Independent) – Ketankumar Pipaliya (UK VOICE safer and stronger UK) – Daniel Pocock (Independent) – James Ransley (Consensus Party Candidate) – Gerry Smith (Independent) – Kai Stephens (British Democrats) – John Stevens (Rejoin EU) – Baron Von Thunderclap (The Official Monster Raving Loony Party) – Pamela Walford (Independent) – Marcus White (Everyone is God Party) – Marc Wilkinson (Independent)
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"Numbers & facts don't lie",election integrity News
"Numbers & facts don't lie",election integrity News

Wingate replied to riclag's topic in Political Soapbox

I doubt anyone told you that 500 times, but for the sake of a silly argument, which is about all MAGAs are capable of, let's assume it's true. Then one might ask, when is Trump going to apologize for leading the many "Lock her up" chants at his rallies, including at the 2016 RNC Convention? When is Trump going to apologize for saying everyone from Letitia James to Comey to Brennan to Schiff to Biden to Obama are either traitors or should be in jail? Even more significant, when is Trump going to apologize for fomenting an insurrection on 6 January 2021, or apologize for stealing highly classified documents, including HCS (Human Clandestine Sources), and RD (which he couldn't declassify even if he wanted to to or lied about doing)? Maybe some MAGA out there can explain why a guy who owns a wedding planning facility and country club needs HCS, RD, TS, SCI, Codeword, etc. documents. And save your usual silly retort about hate or obsession, as Trump is the obsessed hate monger. The clown is still crying about an election he lost fair and square, and now lying about it yet again.
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Four Russians held in Chonburi THB5bn property probe
Four Russians held in Chonburi THB5bn property probe

Liverpool Lou replied to Georgealbert's topic in Thailand News - Discussion

My understanding is that if they are found to be holding property illegally they are given a few months to dispose of the property and, if that doesn't happen within a specified period, the government can take the property and any proceeds from the sales go to state coffers.
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Where can I learn disco dancing?
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Where can I learn disco dancing?

georgegeorgia · 3 hours ago3 hr

I will be on Pattaya & Bangkok soon I saw old people my age dancing on tiktok to run run river song I wish I could dance like them , is there a place you know either in Bangkok or Pattaya that can teach me to disco dance in a few lessons ?
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Interesting Math by Lazada.
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Interesting Math by Lazada.

Ralf001 · 18 hours ago18 hr

1 x Bt. 20290.00 + 4 x Bt. 7747.75 = Bt. 51281.00 On my calculator. Lazada check out is Bt.61490.00
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This is the end ...
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This is the end ...

GammaGlobulin · 19 hours ago19 hr

Yes, this is the end. There will be NOTHING, (for us), following the end... Only The Doors will survive ... It is written.
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