“Oh, I don’t know. Billy’s been having trouble in school, and Sally’s always having some sort of crisis. I tell you, Edith, it’s not easy raising the dead.”

 

 

 

       Scene from Dr. Jekyll and Mr. Ed

 

 

 

Unusual name for an officer.

A young man had been working as a bag boy in a supermarket for several years.
One day the supermarket got new orange juice machines.
The bag boy was excited and asked the manager if he could work the juice machines.
The manager turned him down.
The bag boy said, "But I've been working here for five years. Why can't I run the juice machines?"
The manager said, "I'm sorry, but baggers can't be juicers."

 

Taxi!

What do you call a length of fake spaghetti?

An impasta.

You know those strips of land that are higher than normal but lower than mountains? For some reason I just can't help laughing at them.

They're hill areas.

 

Another taxi!

24 minutes ago, ballpoint said:

A young man had been working as a bag boy in a supermarket for several years.
One day the supermarket got new orange juice machines.
The bag boy was excited and asked the manager if he could work the juice machines.
The manager turned him down.
The bag boy said, "But I've been working here for five years. Why can't I run the juice machines?"
The manager said, "I'm sorry, but baggers can't be juicers."

 

Taxi!

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