On this auspicious day, every year, I think about my great grandfather.

He served in the trenches, until one day he jumped out and slapped a German with a cream pie.

He was shot for desserting in the face of the enemy.

My Chinese neighbour told me he'd just opened a "Crows shop"

I said "Don't you mean a clothes shop?"

He said "A Crows shop!"

I said "OK, I might pop down for a Rook"

39 minutes ago, roo860 said:

My Chinese neighbour told me he'd just opened a "Crows shop"

I said "Don't you mean a clothes shop?"

He said "A Crows shop!"

I said "OK, I might pop down for a Rook"

Stop talking pigeon English you bird brain   😆