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Worst Joke Ever 2026

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Song # 5....????

 

 

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The answer is "only on a Sunday during the mating season".

I was going to ask if I win a prize, but I already know the answer to that one too.

Police have offered £20,000 reward in a bid to trace a suspect
I'd paint his portrait for half that.

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Called the vet this morning...

Me: "Hello, I need to make an appointment for my pet ostrich."

Vet: "Ok what's the problem?"

Me: "He's holding his head to one side."

Vet: "Hmm, maybe neck's weak?"

Me: "What? Haven't you got anything sooner?"

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Met a girl in the park, she looked at me and immediately sparks flew and she fell to my feet.

We made love three times.

I just love my Tazer.

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It was the start of the football season  Fred and Bill were in they usual season ticket holders seats numbers 6 and 7 ,next to them seat 8 was empty ,for the next few games the seat was still empty, the team was playing well ,well up the league ,a full stadium every game ,and Fred and Bill were wounding why this seat next to them was empty the whole time .

Then came the Boxing Day game a local derby Fred and Bill were late getting to the match ,when they arrived they found someone sitting in seat 8 ,they said "where have you been all season, we have been saying who has this seat ".

The guy said ,"my wife a blond, gave me the season ticket as a Christmas present."

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Basically same reason Dr. Patel is being divorced for, then...

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How did Bill divorce Melinda?

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Why did you leave him?

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