Now it's official, Australians really are a bunch of wxxxxrs

A quantum mechanic ?

Sister Mary Frances woke one morning, got dressed and left her room to go for breakfast in the nunnery.

 

On the way she met a nun who said, “you got out of the wrong side of the bed this morning!”

 

Feeling a bit confused she carried on but met another nun who said, “you got out of the wrong side of the bed this morning!”

 

This happened on several more occasions until by the time she met the mother superior she was totally fuming.

 

Sister Mary Frances told her, quite sharply, “I know what you are about to say...don’t ask if I got out of the wrong side of the bed!”.

 

The mother superior said, “Actually I was going to ask why you are wearing the bishop’s shoes”.