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“I judge a man by the shoes he wears, Jerry.”

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I took some Viagra.

After 4 hours, the wife said "you need to call a doctor".

"Hell", I said, "I'm calling your sister".

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Where is the most luxurious condo building in the Pattaya / Jomtien areas? When I retire ( in which it won't be this year and unlikely next year ) I would like to live in a high class condo building where there is a doorman and security and spas ,saunas , good gym I am told of the Copacabana in Jomtien however researching this it appears there are a lot of Airbnb customers in there I don't want to be sharing with noisy kids screaming etc and young party goers Please spare me the melodramas w
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I have many self recorded cassettes.. I need a good cassette player
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Ed Sheeran breaks silence: ‘I cannot hide how I feel’
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Ed Sheeran breaks silence: ‘I cannot hide how I feel’ Singer addresses Macklemore controversy on stage — condemning the October 7 attacks while calling the devastation in Gaza “catastrophic and unjustifiable” ‘I never wanted to be an activist’ Ed Sheeran has broken his silence over the controversy surrounding his US tour, telling a Philadelphia audience that he never wanted to become a political commentator but can no longer avoid the argument surrounding Israel and Gaza. Opening his solo show
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USA immigration and customs enforcement ,protecting the homeland…News
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riclag · July 9, 20251 yr

ICE - Immigration Customs Enforcement . Their mission :Fighting decades of Sanctuary cities flaunting federal immigration law , arresting hundreds of thousands of criminal illegals let in by the Biden administration and the never ending criminal enterprise associated with the above. “Mission: Protect America through criminal investigations and enforcing immigration laws to preserve national security and public safety”. https://www.ice.gov/mission#:~:text=U.S. Immi
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Two Tier Policing and other justice in the UK.
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BarraMarra · 8 minutes ago8 min

Axel Ruducabana the Southport Scumbag that murdered three little girls and injured ten others in a knife attack was in the magistrates court today in a video link from his prison Broadmoor. He is charged with Throwing hotwater from a kettle with suger added onto a Prison officers face in the hight security prison HMP Belmarsh and assaulting two other officers. He now goes onto the Old Bailey judgement. It won't make one difference what his sentance will be he is already serving a life sentance o
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Trump’s economy problem turns midterms into referendum. POLL
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Trump’s economy problem turns midterms into referendum Prices, Iran and Trump himself are dominating the fight for Congress Donald Trump’s economic record is emerging as a major problem for Republicans heading into November’s midterm elections, with a new NBC News poll finding that 55% of registered voters believe the president’s policies have hurt the economy. Trump’s overall approval rating has fallen to 41%, a second-term low in the NBC poll, while 56% disapprove of his job performance. Th
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During the Biden/ Harris Administration they use to raise the razor wire barriers stopping illegal migrants from crossing between border entries. Eagle Pass, Tx was such a place. The Biden/Harris DOJ s said the State(TX) interfered with federal supremacy . "Upstate New York ICE officers have arrested a 30-year-old Venezuelan who first entered the US illegally near Eagle Pass, Texas, in 2023. Sentenced in 2025 to 2 years for robbery in New York City, will remain in ICE custody pending immigration proceedings.. https://x.com/EROBuffalo/status/2101838830257221743?s=20
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Two Tier Policing and other justice in the UK.
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BarraMarra posted a topic in What the Papers are Saying

Axel Ruducabana the Southport Scumbag that murdered three little girls and injured ten others in a knife attack was in the magistrates court today in a video link from his prison Broadmoor. He is charged with Throwing hotwater from a kettle with suger added onto a Prison officers face in the hight security prison HMP Belmarsh and assaulting two other officers. He now goes onto the Old Bailey judgement. It won't make one difference what his sentance will be he is already serving a life sentance of 0ver 50 years. The armed police that arrived to arrest him should of just shot him like a rabid dog he is, now the Tax payer has to cloth , feed, and give him all the luxuries he will be afforded too for the rest of his worthless life.
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10'000+ deseases can affect humans. A desease smorgasboard.
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10'000+ deseases can affect humans. A desease smorgasboard.

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I posted this thread here in the "pub" originally. It ended up in the sub forum "health wellness" sub forum. I don't know why it ended up there. So, I try to place it in the "pub" once more where it belongs. -------------------------------------------------------------------------------- 10'000+ deseases can affect humans. A desease smorgasboard. There are at least 10,000 to 20,000 known distinct human diseases and medical conditions, depending on how they are classified. This is a clear indic
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Do you suffer from FUPA?
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Do you suffer from FUPA?

Alpha84 · 14 hours ago14 hr

Fatty Upper Pubic Areas are a serious problem that can, in some cases, develop into something even worse: buried penis. And although I am very much in favour of burying the penis in the right places, trust me mate, this is one situation where you really don’t want it disappearing on you. If you are thinking this sounds like some sort of wild GG type windup, don’t. FUPA and the rather unfortunate condition of buried penis have been seriously studied in the medical world. So this isn’t just me f
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Heaven or Hell, Which Will Be Your Final Destination?
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Heaven or Hell, Which Will Be Your Final Destination?

Kyoto Kyle · 16 hours ago16 hr

I honestly don’t understand why people spend so much of their lives worrying about whether they’re going to heaven or hell. How do we actually know either one exists? Because an ancient book says so? Written by people who were alive thousands of years ago and had no more ability to verify what happens after death than we do today? Somehow we’re supposed to accept that somebody who was alive, just like us when they wrote the book, figured out what happens after you die and then shared it whey th
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