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I have many self recorded cassettes.. I need a good cassette player
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Where is the most luxurious condo building in the Pattaya / Jomtien areas? When I retire ( in which it won't be this year and unlikely next year ) I would like to live in a high class condo building where there is a doorman and security and spas ,saunas , good gym I am told of the Copacabana in Jomtien however researching this it appears there are a lot of Airbnb customers in there I don't want to be sharing with noisy kids screaming etc and young party goers Please spare me the melodramas w
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THE END OF THE A380? Qantas says goodbye to the superjumbo The world's biggest passenger jet has survived Covid, production delays and predictions of its demise — but Qantas is now bringing the curtain down on its A380 fleet The Airbus A380 was supposed to change flying forever. The enormous double-decker became the ultimate symbol of modern aviation: two full passenger decks, vast cabins, lounges, more space and a level of stability and comfort that turned even a long-haul flight into someth
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So whats happening with Greenland these days, I heard the Danes are ready to fight us off. Things have been quiet for a while. Trump blustering and lying and TACoing again? Anybody got any news?
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Here we go 2.0. There has been a torrent of gloom and doom predictions that based on the surprising massive crackdown on foreigners using lawyer directed nominee structures for real estate deals, that it's only logical that a crackdown on visa agents will be next. There is undeniable logic behind that. It can be argued the visa agent schemes are "illegal" or involve "corruption" and all that jazz. I get all that but I'm here to stick my neck out and predict that no matter how logical it sound
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The mother of a British Royal Marine killed while helping deliver food to desperate civilians in Gaza has urged Prime Minister Andy Burnham to impose a full arms embargo on Israel. James “Jim” Henderson, 33, was among seven World Central Kitchen aid workers killed by an Israeli strike on 1 April 2024. Three British nationals were among those killed, and the UK Government has continued to demand accountability for the attack. ‘Stop selling arms to Israel,’ says grieving mother Henderson’s mot
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fredwiggy replied to swissie's topic in ASEAN NOW Community Pub

So an eternity being drunk and throwing money at women who see you as nothing but cash and no sex? There won't be nothingness but if that was the only two choices not being around anymore would be the better one. Doing the same senseless thing forever would have you lose your mind rather quickly.
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THE END OF THE A380? Qantas says goodbye to the superjumbo
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THE END OF THE A380? Qantas says goodbye to the superjumbo

treetops replied to Social Media's topic in What the Papers are Saying

There's an onboard bar on B777s originally operated by Virgin Australia and now by Qatar.
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Thailand tests Laem Chabang-Nong Khai freight rail
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Jim Waldron replied to Georgealbert's topic in Thailand News - Discussion

Private firms gaining access to SRT infrastructure is a no-brainer in my opinion, but the key issue is simple - the private operators must pay for the track maintenance! If they’re the ones who will be getting the commercial benefit, they must also carry the full cost of keeping the network in working order (not the taxpayer), and not the SRT which already runs at a heavy loss. The Laem Chabang–Nong Khai trial shows the model works, but the real test is whether the access‑charge framework properly covers maintenance costs, renewals, and long‑term wear on public-owned infrastructure. Without that, Thailand ends up with the usual problem of public infrastructure, private profit, and the state left holding the repair bill.
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gk10012001 replied to Yagoda's topic in Political Soapbox

No idea. Few things are set in stone. One of my Air Force Room mates did a tour at Thule AFB back in the late 80s and I have worked on some of the radar systems there.
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