21 minutes ago, ballpoint said:

I asked my daughter to pass me the phone book.

She laughed and passed me her phone.

Now the spider is dead, her phone is broken and she isn't talking to me.

10 hours ago, ballpoint said:

I was self-employed:

I used to tell people that the advantage was that the staff never argued with the boss.

The downside was that I KNEW the boss was a bloody idiot!

Just now, ravip said:

Never had you down as a spoilsport 😂😂