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Edited August 27Aug 27 by BLMFem

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3 hours ago, ballpoint said:

Translation of a sign outside a Thai restaurant?

It's worth watching the whole video, but the President segment starts at 1min 53 secs.

worth watching the whole video, but the President segment starts at 1min 53 secs.

A man had been shipwrecked and stranded alone on a deserted island for ten long years when one day he spotted a tiny speck on the horizon.

At first, he thought it was a ship, but it was far too small. As it drew closer, he realized it wasn't a lifeboat or a raft either.

To his astonishment, a stunning woman in a tight wetsuit and scuba gear emerged straight out of the surf and strode onto the sand.

She walked up to him and smiled. “Tell me… how long has it been since you’ve had a good cigar?”

“Ten years!” he exclaimed.

She reached into her waterproof pouch, pulled out a fine cigar and a lighter, and handed it to him.

He lit it, took a long draw, and sighed, “Oh, that is heavenly.”

She smiled. “And how long has it been since you’ve had a sip of fine bourbon?”

“Ten years!”

She pulled a flask from another waterproof pocket and handed it to him.

He took a long drink and sighed, “Pure perfection.”

The woman slowly began unzipping her wetsuit and looked seductively into his eyes.

“And tell me… how long has it been since you got to play around?”

Tears welled up in the man’s eyes.

“Good Lord! Don’t tell me you’ve got a set of golf clubs in there!”