Quick Jokes

Q: What's the difference between a beer and a woman?

A: You can have more than one beer and not feel guilty.

Q: Why did cavemen drag cave women by the hair instead of by the legs?

A: So they wouldn't fill up with dirt.

Q: What's the similarity between women and Kentucky Fried Chicken?

A: Once you're done with the breast and thighs, all you have left is a greasy box to put your bone in.

how many eddie maguires does it take to change a lightbulb?

1 to hold the lightbulb while the whole world revolves around him

how many lebanese does it take to change a lightbulb?

5, 1 to change the lightbulb, 4 to go "omg, fully sic uleh"

how many carlton footy players does it take to change a lightbulb?

they cant, cause they cant reach the top of the ladder

how many athiests does it take to change a lightbulb?

whats the point as they wont see the light anyway