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From An Auckland Winz Office.


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A patch wearing Mongrel Mob member walks into a local Auckland WINZ office, stomps straight up to the counter and says,

"Hey bro, I hate living on the dole eh. I wanna find a job."

The fella behind the counter replied,..." Your timing is amazing.

We have just got a job from a very wealthy man who wants a chauffeur/bodyguard for his sex mad daughter.

You will have to drive around in a big black Mercedes, but the suits, shirts, and ties are provided. Because there are long hours in this job, meals will be provided and you will also be required to escort the young lady on her overseas holidays. The salary package is $200,000 a year."

The mobster picks his jaw up off the floor and says... "You're bullshitting me bro!"

The man behind the counter looks at him and replies,...."

Well...you started it!"

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