Guts & Balls

Just to clear up any confusion..

GUTS & BALLS

We've all heard about people having guts or balls. But do you really

know the difference between them? In an effort to keep you informed, the

definition for each is listed below...

GUTS - is arriving home late after a night out with the boys, being

met by your wife / girlfriend with a broom, and having the guts to ask: "Are

you still cleaning love, or are you flying somewhere?"

BALLS - is coming home late after a night out with the boys, smelling

of perfume and beer, lipstick on your collar, slapping your wife /

girlfriend on the butt and having the balls to say: "You're next."

I hope this clears up any confusion on the definitions. Medically

speaking,

There is no difference in the outcome since both ultimately result in

death.