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Whats the best thing about dating homeless girls?

You can drop them off anywhere.

Why did the monkey fall out of the tree?

It was dead.

How do you stop a Taliban tank?

Shoot the guy pushing it.

Q: What did the cannibal do after dumping her boyfriend?

A: Wipe her butt

Why did the mirror have 6 holes in it?

A blonde tried to shoot herself.

Did you hear about the man who took Viagra and a laxative at the same time? He didn't know if he was coming or going.

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