Jamesyboi Posted February 22, 2007 Share Posted February 22, 2007 A guy comes home from the bar drunk one night around 3 am. His wife is sleeping and he's trying to sneak into bed. He's lying in bed for a few minutes and farts. His wife wakes up and asks, "What in the world was that?" He replies, "Touchdown - I'm winning, 7 nothing." She thinks to herself, "I'm gonna fix him." Then she lets one loose. He yells at her, "What was that?" She replies, "Touchdown, tie score." Now he thinks, "I'm gonna give her a doozy." He's lying there for about 10 minutes trying to work one up. He tries so hard he shits in bed. The wife asks, "Now what in the world was that?" He replies, "Halftime, switch sides." Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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