Suspected underwear thief killed in motorcycle crash in Chon Buri

By The Nation

 

 

An unidentified suspected underwear thief was killed when his motorcycle crashed into a roadside tree on a Chon Buri road while he was allegedly fleeing after the latest theft.

 

The Laem Chabang police station was alerted at 9pm that a motorcyclist had died when his bike hit a tree on a road along Ban Na Canal in Tambon Thung Sala of Chon Buri's Si Racha district.

 

Police have yet to identify the motorcyclist, who appeared to be in his mid-20s. He suffered a broken neck in the accident and was killed outright.

Two used items of pink lingerie were found in his trouser pocket.

 

Local residents told police that they heard motorcycles revving up in the Ban Na Kao community then a loud crash before everything went quiet. They came out to check and found the bike and the body.

 

None of local residents knew the man’s name but remembered he had earlier been caught stealing underwear and reprimanded, though no legal action was taken.

 

Source: http://www.nationmultimedia.com/detail/breakingnews/30362620

 

— The Nation 2019-01-21

Seemed like a troubled chap to say the least.

 

KP.

so i am in the mall here in Hua Hin and i see some very sexy lingerie on a mannequin and start taking photos to send to my girlfriend.

 

I stop and look around and three sales girls are looking at me like what are you doing? 

 

I said "For my girlfriend!" then made a big point of texting back and forth. Yes that is how boring Hua Hin is. 

13 minutes ago, NCC1701A said:

 

 Yes that is how boring Hua Hin is. 

Where isn't boring in Thailand these days?

 

The fun has been totally zapped out of the place since the Junta stole power. All bars close before two, famous nightlife spots completely dead.... No-one seems to be having fun anymore, myself included.

 

KP.

Edited January 21, 20197 yr by KhunProletariat

3 minutes ago, KhunProletariat said:

Where isn't boring in Thailand these days?

 

The fun has been totally zapped out of the place since the Junta stole power. All bars close before two, famous nightlife spots completely dead.... No-one seems to be having fun anymore, myself included.

 

KP.

did you hang your next door neighbor yet?

Edited January 21, 20197 yr by NCC1701A

6 minutes ago, KhunProletariat said:

Where isn't boring in Thailand these days?

 

The fun has been totally zapped out of the place since the Junta stole power. All bars close before two, famous nightlife spots completely dead.... No-one seems to be having fun anymore, myself included.

 

KP.

For those of us who live in Thailand fun is as close as the phone and any one of the many apps that cater to Thai speakers.  Never had so much fun for so small an expenditure.????????????

Edited January 21, 20197 yr by marcusarelus

4 minutes ago, marcusarelus said:

.  Never had so much fun for so small an expenditure.????????????

Small is right.

 

20 baht would be breaking the bank for you, Marc.

 

KP.

Come on boys, don't get your knickers in a twist.

12 minutes ago, NCC1701A said:

did you hang your next door neighbor yet?

Funnily enough I haven't seen her for a while.. 

 

I think she may have moved.

 

KP.

59 minutes ago, KhunProletariat said:

Where isn't boring in Thailand these days?

 

The fun has been totally zapped out of the place since the Junta stole power. All bars close before two, famous nightlife spots completely dead.... No-one seems to be having fun anymore, myself included.

 

KP.

I dont know Sparky, Im having a great time. Fun is within oneself, if someone isnt having fun that means they could very well be a broken hearted miserable misanthrope hating the world and their own existence....

 

But hey, some bars do close early.

 

1 hour ago, NCC1701A said:

Yes that is how boring Hua Hin is. 

What are they gonna do when I roll into town?!

1 hour ago, snoop1130 said:

Two used items of pink lingerie were found in his trouser pocket.

Possibly the best line in a news story I have seen in a long time.

1 hour ago, KhunProletariat said:

Where isn't boring in Thailand these days?

 

The fun has been totally zapped out of the place since the Junta stole power. All bars close before two, famous nightlife spots completely dead.... No-one seems to be having fun anymore, myself included.

 

KP.

What a nonsense comment 

Thailand has more than beerbars 

But meaby you just a grumpy man there hate everything including the junta 

Junta is not more bad than red shirt 

But this guy get his nemesis 

Instead karma 

2 minutes ago, Henrik Andersen said:

What a nonsense comment 

Thailand has more than beerbars 

But meaby you just a grumpy man there hate everything including the junta 

Junta is not more bad than red shirt 

But this guy get his nemesis 

Instead karma 

Are you Thai?

 

KP.

3 minutes ago, KhunProletariat said:

Are you Thai?

 

KP.

Look at his name KP and make an educated guess.

1 hour ago, snoop1130 said:

.. who appeared to be in his mid-20s...

 

None of local residents knew the man’s name

so i guess the headstone will read 'Here lies the Pink Panty Pilferer. He lived a brief life'.

Edited January 21, 20197 yr by taichiplanet

and he never even had a chance to get home and enjoy them, RIP,  and I don't mean 'rest in panties'...

6 minutes ago, wgdanson said:

Look at his name KP and make an educated guess.

It's Serbo-Croat for Eyeore the Donkey isn't it?

12 minutes ago, wgdanson said:

Look at his name KP and make an educated guess.

I did look at his name.

 

I also looked at the way he articulated himself in his typing, and from that deducted he was either Thai or didn't do very well in grammar at school.

 

KP.

Edited January 21, 20197 yr by KhunProletariat

I think some are being too hard on KP. But his continuous posting has racked up several hundred in just over 1 month +. Perhaps boredom is correct. Wonder who has the record? 

Thailand used to be a zoo and those days are missed but be proud at least most had a taste of it..

It says used panties. Do they mean second hand or recently worn? If the latter, how did he get them? 

What do they mean by “used items”? 

9 hours ago, NCC1701A said:

so i am in the mall here in Hua Hin and i see some very sexy lingerie on a mannequin and start taking photos to send to my girlfriend.

 

I stop and look around and three sales girls are looking at me like what are you doing? 

 

I said "For my girlfriend!" then made a big point of texting back and forth. Yes that is how boring Hua Hin is. 

I think this panty kink involves used panties that come with a little fragrance. Not quite the same thing as new textiles.

3 hours ago, AlexRich said:

What do they mean by “used items”? 

Not brand new, like a second hand car. It can be washed but never new again!

I wonder if they the police raided his house and found his stash? Now they have to find the owners please come down to the station and Identify your knickers

Get the sniffer dogs out

Life wasted because of a pair of underwear. 

 

a quick end, to a Brief life of crime...

 

 

and he thought he'd only get off with a BONDs!

Edited January 22, 20197 yr by tifino

17 hours ago, Henrik Andersen said:

What a nonsense comment 

Thailand has more than beerbars 

But meaby you just a grumpy man there hate everything including the junta 

Junta is not more bad than red shirt 

But this guy get his nemesis 

Instead karma 

 

Yep. It was a Red Shirt politician that demanded no alcohol sales in the afternoon and wanted to close the bars at 10 and then compromised to midnight.

3 hours ago, shady86 said:

Life wasted because of a pair of underwear. 

     Nothing  new ,  many  farlangs  have fallen into it ,  when  the undies are off.

        Can be  exspenive ,  i should know .   Next .

18 hours ago, KhunProletariat said:

Funnily enough I haven't seen her for a while.. 

 

I think she may have moved.

 

KP.

      Probably ,  she has gone to the village , aka Pattaya ,  her brother sick . 555

Edited January 22, 20197 yr by elliss