2 Jokes

Australian Immigration Test

Mujibar was trying to get into Australia legally through Immigration. The Immigration Officer said, "Mujibar, you have passed all the tests, except there is one more test. Unless you pass it you cannot enter Australia."

Mujibar said, "I am ready."

The officer said, "Make a sentence using the words Yellow, Pink and Green."

Mujibar thought for a few minutes and said, "Mister Officer, I am ready."

The Officer said, "Go ahead."

Mujibar said, "The telephone goes green, green, green, and I pink it up, and say, 'Yellow, this is Mujibar.'"

Mujibar now lives in a neighbourhood near you, and works at Telstra on the Help Desk.

An old man was sitting on a bench at the mall. A young man

walked up to the bench and sat down. He had spiked hair in all different

colors: green, red, orange, blue, and yellow. The old man just

stared.

Every time the young man looked, the old man was staring.

The young man finally said sarcastically, "What's the matter

old timer, never done anything wild in your life?"

Without batting an eye, the old man replied, "Got drunk once

and had sex with a peacock. I was just wondering if you were my

son."