An aborigine walks into the local Centrelink office, marches straight up to the counter and demands, "Mate, Im Morton, I hate being on dat dole. I'd really wana job like a white fella"

The clerk behind the Centrelink desk says, "Your timing is excellent.

We just got a job opening from a very wealthy old man who wants a

chauffeur/bodyguard for his nymphomaniac daughter. You'll have to

drive around in his Mercedes, but he'll supply all of your clothes.

Because of the long hours, meals will be provided. You'll be

expected to escort her on her overseas holiday trips. You'll have a

two-bedroom apartment above the garage. The starting salary is

$200,000 a year".

The Australian native says, "You bullshitting me, right" The Centrelink officer says, "Yeah, well, you f**king started it

job advertised in centrelink

Wanted : small black man, must be flexible and willing to travel

the job : mudflap

job advertised in centrelink

Wanted : small black man, must be flexible and willing to travel

the job : mudflap

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job advertised in centrelink

Wanted : small black man, must be flexible and willing to travel

the job : mudflap

Australian walks into centrelink , realised his mistake! Pub is next door Nignoy