Jamesyboi Posted February 23, 2007 Share Posted February 23, 2007 An aborigine walks into the local Centrelink office, marches straight up to the counter and demands, "Mate, Im Morton, I hate being on dat dole. I'd really wana job like a white fella" The clerk behind the Centrelink desk says, "Your timing is excellent. We just got a job opening from a very wealthy old man who wants a chauffeur/bodyguard for his nymphomaniac daughter. You'll have to drive around in his Mercedes, but he'll supply all of your clothes. Because of the long hours, meals will be provided. You'll be expected to escort her on her overseas holiday trips. You'll have a two-bedroom apartment above the garage. The starting salary is $200,000 a year". The Australian native says, "You bullshitting me, right" The Centrelink officer says, "Yeah, well, you f**king started it Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Pink Mist Posted February 27, 2007 Share Posted February 27, 2007 job advertised in centrelink Wanted : small black man, must be flexible and willing to travel the job : mudflap Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Grover Posted February 27, 2007 Share Posted February 27, 2007 job advertised in centrelinkWanted : small black man, must be flexible and willing to travel the job : mudflap man? Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Nignoy Posted February 27, 2007 Share Posted February 27, 2007 job advertised in centrelinkWanted : small black man, must be flexible and willing to travel the job : mudflap Australian walks into centrelink , realised his mistake! Pub is next door Nignoy Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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