Kenny Rogers and his entourage are aboard his bus, driving to a

concert, when they have a flat tire. The mechanic hurriedly replaces

the tire, but he neglects to double-check the lug nuts. Later, as the

bus rounds a curve on a mountain road, the wheel comes off. The bus

plunges down the mountainside. Everybody is killed, except for a young

roadie. A reporter asks the kid if Kenny Rogers had any last words.

"Yes," said the roadie. "As the bus went over the edge, I heard Mr.

Rogers singing,

'You picked a fine time to leave me, loose wheel!'"

I like this one!