PaulineSinclair Posted March 12, 2019 Share Posted March 12, 2019 Give me some advice and a nice spot in Thailand, as well as entertainment. Thailand is beautiful. Thank you Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Popular Post CharlieH Posted March 12, 2019 Popular Post Share Posted March 12, 2019 You need to be a bit more specific, Thailand has so many different areas from beach, to island to national park to |Mountains and everything in between. "One man's food is another mans poison" the more inf you give the better the feedback. 3 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Popular Post grollies Posted March 12, 2019 Popular Post Share Posted March 12, 2019 Pauline is 63, weighs 120kgs, wears shorts, flip-flops and a singlet and drinks at Shagwells in Pattaya.....probably. 3 6 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
thrilled Posted March 13, 2019 Share Posted March 13, 2019 Your not specific.You can read the internet,blogs and get an idea.You could hit the beaches,or go up north and visit the real Thailand.Or go north west and head to Chiang Mai,and Rai.If I was you I would make A plan and execute it. Nothing else don't come over once or twice but several times. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Cobby Posted March 13, 2019 Share Posted March 13, 2019 Bear advise Rent your room Rent your motorcycle Rent your Woman have a one night rule stick to it never fall in love never buy you Will then love Thailand and have a fantastic time it’s beautiful here if you do not follow this advise you are Doomed 1 1 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Cobby Posted March 13, 2019 Share Posted March 13, 2019 Sorry I think you are a man I did not look at your profile just change that to man instead of wowman but it dose not seem to make any difference here anyway same same hard to tell sometimes ha ha 1 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Popular Post malibukid Posted March 13, 2019 Popular Post Share Posted March 13, 2019 stay home 4 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
marin Posted March 13, 2019 Share Posted March 13, 2019 Prepare to be as hot as you have ever been in your life. Temps at or near 40 daily and humidity near 90%. It is the hottest of the hot season throughout all Thailand, 1 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
steve187 Posted March 13, 2019 Share Posted March 13, 2019 get a plan Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
UPDEHSOI Posted March 13, 2019 Share Posted March 13, 2019 Have you read up on the latest "weather" conditions in Chiang Mai? Sure hope Pauline has, if she's thinking about heading that way. It's gonna take a helluva lot longer than a month for THOSE conditions to clear up. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
UPDEHSOI Posted March 13, 2019 Share Posted March 13, 2019 There's a cave about 40 kms north of Mae Hong Son, occupied by a monk. Oops, wait a minute. He left there after a period of eleven years. It's about the nicest place I know of in Thailand at the moment. But no monk, so not much entertainment. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Peter Denis Posted March 13, 2019 Share Posted March 13, 2019 It's impossible to give sound advice, without the OP providing more details and preferences. How long are you staying? Do you want a sight-seeing or relax vacation? North (mountainous), Central (main land), South (beaches) and North-East (rural) are very different and each of these destinations is worth more than 1 trip. >> Make an approximate plan with timing and main destinations you have in mind, and you will get good advice. 1 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
RJRS1301 Posted March 13, 2019 Share Posted March 13, 2019 Do some research on your interests, hobbies Mountains? Sea? Rural Age Gender Travelling alone or not Language proficiency Length of stay Budget or Luxury Road air or ferry?? Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
PerkinsCuthbert Posted March 13, 2019 Share Posted March 13, 2019 (edited) Dear Pauline, If you are as charming and delightful as your picture suggests, I would be happy to be your guide around Thailand for a small fee, deposited internationally of course, to avoid any local unpleasantness. If however, you are a corpulent, drunken, soi 6 lardarse male in a wifebeater, open sandals with brown socks and cargo pants athwart knobbly knees, masquerading here as a woman, all deals are off. Contact me in the first instance via PM. Sincerely, Chubby Cheeks Edited March 13, 2019 by PerkinsCuthbert Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
grollies Posted March 13, 2019 Share Posted March 13, 2019 5 minutes ago, PerkinsCuthbert said: Dear Pauline, If you are as charming and delightful as your picture suggests, I would be happy to be your guide around Thailand for a small fee, deposited internationally of course, to avoid any local unpleasantness. If however, you are a corpulent, drunken, soi 6 lardarse male in a wifebeater, open sandals with brown socks and cargo pants athwart knobbly knees, masquerading here as a woman, all deals are off. Contact me in the first instance via PM. I believe this is called 'hedging one's bets'. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
madmen Posted March 13, 2019 Share Posted March 13, 2019 I think Pauline just realized TV is not your typical trip adviser type of crowd. Shes gone for good Thread closed. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
seajae Posted March 13, 2019 Share Posted March 13, 2019 JJ's in Pattaya is supposed to be very intersting................... Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
BTB1977 Posted March 13, 2019 Share Posted March 13, 2019 Google is your friend. Haven't planned very well have you. 1 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Hanuman2547 Posted March 13, 2019 Share Posted March 13, 2019 Don't! April is the hottest month and will be very uncomfortable. Songkran is crazy with a country wide water fight. In addition, traveling on the roads during Songkran is quite dangerous. Look at visiting Thailand sometime between November and the end of January. It will be a little cooler, especially in the north, and you'll have a more enjoyable time. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
A1Str8 Posted March 13, 2019 Share Posted March 13, 2019 Advice: Carry your passport with you, dont buy weed, talk to both thai and foreign guys-they wanna get laid like tiles, just like you, use sunscreen Nice spot: four seasons resort just outside of Chiang mai, konrad hotel in Samui, the beach on Koh tao, embassy shopping mall in Bangkok, the hill in Pattaya Entertainment: RCA in BKK, weekend parties on the beach on the islands, Warmup in Chiang mai, house parties in Bangkok with the rich sl*ts Side note: i dont believe for a second, that you are the girl on the photo and your name is Pauline Sinclair Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
roo860 Posted March 13, 2019 Share Posted March 13, 2019 Pauline is 63, weighs 120kgs, wears shorts, flip-flops and a singlet and drinks at Shagwells in Pattaya.....probably.[emoji23][emoji23]Sent from my SM-G920F using Thailand Forum - Thaivisa mobile app 1 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Nyezhov Posted March 13, 2019 Share Posted March 13, 2019 Too damn hot Im out of here in a few weeks Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
keemapoot Posted March 13, 2019 Share Posted March 13, 2019 9 minutes ago, Nyezhov said: Too damn hot Im out of here in a few weeks Yup this is the usual season we lose people like you. Enjoy. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
tlandtday Posted March 13, 2019 Share Posted March 13, 2019 (edited) Pauline you could very well be a 50 year old beer bellied Pom with more hair on your ass than your head but here's some advice for you anyway. I am not sure how long you are here or what your interests are but start with a few days in Bangkok then depending on your time I think the following are worth visits: Koh Samui and the full moon party at KP then off to nearby Krabi where you can spend time at Railay Beach then off to explore the peninsula (not island) of Phuket. From there you can travel to Chiang Mai/Chiang Rai/Pai. However, if you are actually the man I spoke of then immediately shower and find the nearest bar stool in Pattaya:) Edited March 13, 2019 by tlandtday Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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