Traffic Jam

[Jamesyboi]

A driver is stuck in a traffic jam on the freeway. Nothing is

moving.

Suddenly a man knocks on the window. The driver rolls down his

window and asks, "What's going on?"

"Terrorists have kidnapped John Howard, Peter Costello, and Kim

Beazley. They're asking for a $300 million ransom. Otherwise they're

going to douse them with petrol and set them on fire. We're going from car to

car, taking up a collection."

The driver asks, "How much is everyone giving, on average?"

"About a litre."

[Pink Mist]

A driver is stuck in a traffic jam on the freeway. Nothing is

moving.

Suddenly a man knocks on the window. The driver rolls down his

window and asks, "What's going on?"

"Terrorists have kidnapped John Howard, Peter Costello, and Kim

Beazley. They're asking for a $300 million ransom. Otherwise they're

going to douse them with petrol and set them on fire. We're going from car to

car, taking up a collection."

The driver asks, "How much is everyone giving, on average?"

"About a litre."

only 1 litre, David Hick's Father would pay for the whole lot.