With the Olympic games not too far away now I have been wondering what new catagories could be set up with Thai people in mind.

The obvious ones sleeping, eating, fleeing the scene of an accident and swinging around a chromium plated pole are already in so any other thoughts?

nose picking

bug eating

story telling

Balcony diving. expats in pattaya would bring home the gold metal.

I have just come back from an absolutely pointelss try at complaining about something that was not sevicable.

Can we add heading the shot and catching the javelin?

1. demolition derby

2. 200 metres som tam cart push

3. slowest walker competition

4. snot putting challenge (close one nostril,inhale deeply and blow it out)

chile, nam pla and pork or fish gristle competition...(who barfs first)

gang sum competition...(per the above)

finishing a round of cards in less than 30 minutes competition...

- Poledancing

- Buffalo racing

Falang fleecing , as opposed to Sheep shearing.