An Apology, And Explaination.

[eggnog]

This is a long story. Could someone fluent in both English and Thai contact me via PM as this is a long translation which I would rather not post here. I basically, unintentionally, insulted my freinds GF by questioning her English. This was not my intent, hence the long story. I would be forever gratefull If someone skilled in both languages could contach me for the full story, and help be devise a writeup that explains the whole missunderstanding. I must add it involves the use of English double entendres. It is an English to Thai translation I require. As I say, I would be very gratefull to someone who could help me, and I may even be persuaded to buy them a beer (something of a rareity in my case). Thank you.