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Land Of Hope & Glory

Jai Dee
in Jokes - Puzzles and Riddles - Make My Day!

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WARNING: Definitely NOT PC

A big earthquake with the strength of 8.1 on the Richter scale has hit Pakistan. Two million Pakistanis have died and over a million are injured. The country is totally ruined and the government doesn't know where to start with providing help to rebuild. The rest of the world is in shock.

The United States is sending troops to help.

Saudi Arabia is sending oil.

Latin American countries are sending supplies.

New Zealand is sending sheep, cattle and food crops.

The European community (except France) is sending money.

The Asian continents are sending labour to assist in rebuilding infrastructure.

The British government, not to be outdone, are sending two million replacement Pakistanis!

God Bless their generosity.

Taoism: shit happens

Buddhism: if shit happens, it isn't really shit

Islam: if shit happens, it is the will of Allah

Catholicism: if shit happens, you deserve it

Judaism: why does this shit always happen to us?

Atheism: I don't believe this shit

WARNING: Definitely NOT PC

A big earthquake with the strength of 8.1 on the Richter scale has hit Pakistan. Two million Pakistanis have died and over a million are injured. The country is totally ruined and the government doesn't know where to start with providing help to rebuild. The rest of the world is in shock.

The United States is sending troops to help.

Saudi Arabia is sending oil.

Latin American countries are sending supplies.

New Zealand is sending sheep, cattle and food crops.

The European community (except France) is sending money.

The Asian continents are sending labour to assist in rebuilding infrastructure.

The British government, not to be outdone, are sending two million replacement Pakistanis!

God Bless their generosity.

Nice one.

The british goverment are sending 4 million Pakistanis, 2 mill in reserve, but they reckon they are sri lankans and indians

...thats Luton cleared out then.

...OK, one of the streets then.

...Ok, Ok a couple of houses then...

...Also, Jain Dee, why is this on the joke section.

Should be on News clippings.

Good news never makes it to the front page or television - why would a forum be any different?

I hear the Morris Iemma (the Premier of NSW, Australia) is hoping for a major earthquake in Lebanon so Sydney can do the same thing.

Peter

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