What Will Your Epitaph Be?

[garro]

'I have hidden my life savings somewhere in the village'

[Eman]

How do you want to be remembered? Do you have a funny or poignant phrase that would sum up your life? Spike Milligan went for the deadpan (no pun intended) approach - "See, I told you I was sick!"

Mine would be just two words - "She lived"

How do you want future generations to remember you?

Worked hard

Played hard

Lived fast

Died young

[suiging]

My wife has all my money hidden in cash. She laughs at your feeble attempts at torture.

[toptuan]

Epitaph in Thailand? No question about it...

[TizMe]

"Now he's Dead, this is Fred's bed"

[Acquiesce]

[ronw]

Shall not need an epitaph....shall follow an earlier precedent....and come back after three days!!

[stuandchris]

They will never hit us from there in a month of Sund+++

[hanuman1]

'Deceased' Visa Application In The Post....

[suegha]

"Do I have time for a quick cup of tea?"

Or

"It needs another crack of black pepper!"

These are things that I say all the time, so it would seem fitting. However, if I'm being serious...

"Awaiting the glorious resurrection..."

[cdnvic]

"Awaiting the glorious resurrection..."

Sounds like Thaksin in London.

[mogoso]

Borrowed from a Roman grave in Spain or Portugal

" May the earth rest lightly upon thee" or

There he was and now he's here

Should not have drank that last beer

Peeing in the street much to his disgust

He got ran over by a big honking bus

Mai pen rai

[chonabot]

Here lies Chon the Atheist

All dressed up

And no particular place to go.

[jetjock]

--TO ALL THE GIRLS I'VE LOVED BEFORE--

THANKS FOR THE WONDERFUL JOURNEY

BUT AM NOT HAPPY WITH THE DESTINATION

[cdnvic]

--TO ALL THE GIRLS I'VE LOVED BEFORE--

THANKS FOR THE WONDERFUL JOURNEY

BUT AM NOT HAPPY WITH THE DESTINATION

I would think a great one for a jet jock would be;

3755 successful take-offs

3754 successful landings.

[BKK90210]

This “Humpty Dumpty” Didn't Fall...He Was Pushed!

[jetjock]

--TO ALL THE GIRLS I'VE LOVED BEFORE--

THANKS FOR THE WONDERFUL JOURNEY

BUT AM NOT HAPPY WITH THE DESTINATION

I would think a great one for a jet jock would be;

3755 successful take-offs

3754 successful landings.

cdnvic-You may be right on that one-I hope you are not a fortune teller or I'm in big trouble! Think I will make sure my parachute my packed correctly on my next flight!

[colino]

Under this sod lies another one

[Pepe']

"Samsara, Not"

[KireB]

I told the girl that if I pass away and she would get another man I would become a poltergeist! Haunt her everynight.

As my girl is Thai, she is already praying I will go after her, lol!

For the rest, who gives a shit how you'll be remembered! I mean all these cliches!

When the lights go off, they'll go off!

[qwertz]

Wherever you be,

Let the wind blow free,

Holding back farts was the death of me.

[kankaroo]

F*** IT ALL !!!

[solent01]

Where ever he be

He was sprinkled free

He will live eternally

Not for the stone as I don't want one, more for the minds of those that know me.

Sprinkled from 10'000 Ft above the Solent, England. (Hopefully from G-DNCN, (the rotary jet I learnt in)

(why all the talk of death on the forum recently, lets talk about living.......)

[Alf Witt]

I saw, I conquered, I came.

[qwertz]

Vici, Veni, VD