redrus Posted March 15, 2007 Share Posted March 15, 2007 Dear Abby, I've never written to you before, but I really need your advice on what could be a crucial decision. I've suspected for some time now that my wife has been cheating on me. The usual signs... phone rings but if I answer, the caller hangs up. My wife has been going out with the girls a lot recently although when I ask their names she always says, "Just some friends from work, you don't know them." I always stay awake to look out for her taxi coming home, but she always walks down the drive. Although I can hear a car driving off, as if she has gotten out of the car round the corner. Why? Maybe she wasn't in a taxi? I once picked her cell phone up just to see what time it was and she went berserk and screamed that I should never touch her phone again and why was I checking up on her. Anyway, I have never approached the subject with my wife. I think deep down I just didn't want to know the truth, but last night she went out again and I decided to really check on her. I decided I was going to park my Harley Davidson motorcycle next to the garage and then hide behind it so I could get a good view of the whole street when she came home. It was at that moment, crouching behind my Harley, that I noticed that the valve covers on my engine seemed to be leaking a little oil. Is this something I can fix myself or should I take it back to the dealer? Thanks, Bob redrus Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Pattayaman Posted March 15, 2007 Share Posted March 15, 2007 (edited) Dear Abby,I've never written to you before, but I really need your advice on what could be a crucial decision. I've suspected for some time now that my wife has been cheating on me. The usual signs... phone rings but if I answer, the caller hangs up. My wife has been going out with the girls a lot recently although when I ask their names she always says, "Just some friends from work, you don't know them." I always stay awake to look out for her taxi coming home, but she always walks down the drive. Although I can hear a car driving off, as if she has gotten out of the car round the corner. Why? Maybe she wasn't in a taxi? I once picked her cell phone up just to see what time it was and she went berserk and screamed that I should never touch her phone again and why was I checking up on her. Anyway, I have never approached the subject with my wife. I think deep down I just didn't want to know the truth, but last night she went out again and I decided to really check on her. I decided I was going to park my Harley Davidson motorcycle next to the garage and then hide behind it so I could get a good view of the whole street when she came home. It was at that moment, crouching behind my Harley, that I noticed that the valve covers on my engine seemed to be leaking a little oil. Is this something I can fix myself or should I take it back to the dealer? Thanks, Bob redrus Priceless :D :D Edited March 15, 2007 by Pattayaman Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
coldcrush Posted March 16, 2007 Share Posted March 16, 2007 Good one Redrus.... :D Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
sbk Posted March 16, 2007 Share Posted March 16, 2007 I believe you stole someone's joke, redrus Boon Mee has it posted in the Jokes forum here Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
redrus Posted March 17, 2007 Author Share Posted March 17, 2007 I believe you stole someone's joke, redrus Boon Mee has it posted in the Jokes forum here Soz sbk but, do you see Boon and read on....! redrus Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
l13unn79 Posted March 18, 2007 Share Posted March 18, 2007 CLASS!!!!!!!!!!!!!! Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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