Cinderella wants to go to the ball, but her wicked stepmother won't let her. As Cinderella sits crying in the garden, her fairy godmother appears,and promises to provide Cinderella with everything she needs to go to the ball, but only on two conditions.

''First, you must wear a diaphragm. But if you're not home by 2 AM, your diaphragm will turn into a pumpkin.'' Cinderella agrees, but she doesn't roll in until five in the morning, looking love-struck and very satisfied.

''Where have you been?'' demands the fairy godmother. ''Your diaphragm was supposed to turn into a pumpkin three hours ago!''

''I met a prince, Fairy Godmother. He took care of everything.'' ''I know of no prince with that kind of power! Tell me his name!''

The Prince was ME ... Peter Pumpkin Eater !!!!!

Peter

The Prince was ME ... Peter Pumpkin Eater !!!!!

Peter

Wooo 501 posts - you've broken through the barrier

I was going to do a post saying it was "peter991, peter991 the pumkin eater" before you did yours but wasn't sure if my tenuous hold onto my user license would fail

Thanks Crow Boy. It took me 3 years, 4 months, 11 days to get to my 500th post. Jamesboi did it in less than 2.5 months! Now I can visit Bedlam on ThaiVisa. I had a vision of something like The Magic Kingdom - but it is rather disappointing.

Peter

Sorry Sorry i dont get the cinderella joke can explain ?

Thanks Crow Boy. It took me 3 years, 4 months, 11 days to get to my 500th post. Jamesboi did it in less than 2.5 months! Now I can visit Bedlam on ThaiVisa. I had a vision of something like The Magic Kingdom - but it is rather disappointing.

Peter

Yeah but Jamesyboi did it by reposting the same 20 jokes 250 times

I think from what I know of it the name is apt - Bedlam was a Mental Hospital in London were the most deranged and uncontrollable were sent.

Thanks Crow Boy. It took me 3 years, 4 months, 11 days to get to my 500th post. Jamesboi did it in less than 2.5 months! Now I can visit Bedlam on ThaiVisa. I had a vision of something like The Magic Kingdom - but it is rather disappointing.

Peter

Yo, Peter, don't get too down-hearted about Bedlam, have a look in a day or two...