Expats' relationships: 50% say it's true love but only one in 7 gets anywhere near to daily sex!

[BigC]

4 hours ago, AboutThaim said:

No, they only rent them!

Reminds me of the song by John Farnham, Bring Me a Hire Love.

LOL

So adoption is wrong  lol

[leeneeds]

10 hours ago, wwest5829 said:

Had coffee with an acquaintance recently. He is still shaking his head after my Love said if I wanted to go to another girl for sex it would be OK because she is not jealous and wants me to be happy! 555 Of course, she has reason to think she takes good care of me, I am older and 2-3 times a week with her is quite sufficient.

you caught a good one to,

[overherebc]

3 hours ago, Number 6 said:

He dumped that hag a long time ago. Prolly close to collecting social security bout now.

A bit like yourself then??

I have gone through this thread a couple of times and it takes me back to school days.

You know the old     'went out with so and so last night and got my hand inside her bra' kind of thing.

Jesus, don't people have anything else in thei lives???

Or, is it just that some ( most) expats out here are still taking themselves seriouly??

I'd bet a pound to a pinch of brown stuff  that quite a few think a clitoris is a new model from Ford.

[balo]

Why would you want daily sex?  Once per week is more than enough. You want to fill up the tank first. 

[elliss]

On 9/24/2019 at 3:14 PM, timendres said:

They clearly were not surveying the wives...

 

 Village life,  Thai culture..

 

 

[elliss]

Just now, elliss said:

 

 Village life,  Thai culture..

   Hope she returns , before the next immi visit ..

 

 

 

[freestyle]

Oh love ..... lovelovelove ...

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=9mE6UqKoe5Y

[Huayrat]

I can't keep up with my girl i need a wingman..

[Chazar]

On 9/24/2019 at 3:57 PM, PatOngo said:

I look forward to the next deep and meaningful expat survey "How many times do you change your underpants each month" ????

What underpants?

[Chazar]

On 9/24/2019 at 8:24 PM, Elkski said:

what else is there in life besides sex?  

chocolate,  way  better

[Kalasin Jo]

Ha Ha! I was having sex multiple times a day with my wife before we married , 2 years of that, since then it has dramatically tailed off. I want her, seriously, but she says not interested. So I get it now and again, but it's a one way thing. So now I have 2 mia Noi. One because I enjoy her company and have some sex ,  the other because we have loads of fun and loads of sex.  One is younger than my wife, the other older. I leave you to guess which is which!!!

 

My wife says it's ok for me to pay for sex, but it's not ok to have mia noi. What should I do?????????????

 

 

[thaibeachlovers]

1 in 7

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Ask anyone married over 1 year if they get sex every day and they will likely say no.

[pizzachang]

Does anyone realize that the person who has the least amount of desire for sex in the relationship, controls the amount?

[BritManToo]

1 minute ago, pizzachang said:

Does anyone realize that the person who has the least amount of desire for sex in the relationship, controls the amount?

That's why you don't pay until after.

You have something she wants, she has something you want.

[BritManToo]

8 hours ago, Kalasin Jo said:

Ha Ha! I was having sex multiple times a day with my wife before we married , 2 years of that, since then it has dramatically tailed off. I want her, seriously, but she says not interested. So I get it now and again, but it's a one way thing. So now I have 2 mia Noi. One because I enjoy her company and have some sex ,  the other because we have loads of fun and loads of sex.  One is younger than my wife, the other older. I leave you to guess which is which!!!

 

My wife says it's ok for me to pay for sex, but it's not ok to have mia noi. What should I do?????????????

 

 

Or you could just stop making the payments on the house.

What, you paid upfront? ....... bad luck!

[overherebc]

Just before I got married my intended said I have to make a confession, I used to be a hooker.

I said that's ok, everyone has a past.

She replied I know, but my name was Kevin and I played for Bolton.

Old ones are the best. ????

I'll get my coat.

[Javade joker]

before Thai lady have sex with old and ugly Fat expat she see if you stick the 1000B on your body ? other wise there is No love do not fool your self Thai lady they do not like sex they do it if have money ??????? is only a job

[john ianson]

On 9/24/2019 at 4:42 PM, ThaiFelix said:

I have one better than that,  It concerns the 1st timer to Thailand who suddenly realises he truly is a "hansum man" and explains he was so good last night that the girl didnt want to charge him or thought she should pay him for his services!! 

 

Such attacks on my intelligence really makes me see red!!

Agreed we have alll met one of those <deleted> ! When these bozos look in the mirror in Thailand they see a completely image to what they see in Australia ! 

[john ianson]

7 hours ago, Javade joker said:

before Thai lady have sex with old and ugly Fat expat she see if you stick the 1000B on your body ? other wise there is No love do not fool your self Thai lady they do not like sex they do it if have money ??????? is only a job

CORRECT!!!!!!!!!!!!

[john ianson]

On 9/25/2019 at 9:21 PM, overherebc said:

A bit like yourself then??

I have gone through this thread a couple of times and it takes me back to school days.

You know the old     'went out with so and so last night and got my hand inside her bra' kind of thing.

Jesus, don't people have anything else in thei lives???

Or, is it just that some ( most) expats out here are still taking themselves seriouly??

I'd bet a pound to a pinch of brown stuff  that quite a few think a clitoris is a new model from Ford.

Well said love it ! Spot on !

[john ianson]

On 9/25/2019 at 11:48 PM, Huayrat said:

I can't keep up with my girl i need a wingman..

You need 3 hands ! 

[john ianson]

On 9/25/2019 at 5:46 PM, DrTuner said:

Real men get sugarmamas like Demi Moore.

True this cretin was an unknown until he latched onto her ! He destroyed a perfect show with his blandness namely 2 and a half men !

[john ianson]

On 9/25/2019 at 4:05 PM, brokenbone said:

the only one i had sex with daily had to alternate holes

since she was just too sore the next day,

so no, i dont believe its possible for woman to have sex daily, they havnt really healed up until 3 days later ime, cept maybe if they do it with small asians

Another goose who needs 3 hands !

[john ianson]

On 9/25/2019 at 8:49 AM, phantomfiddler said:

How come it,s a 98% failure rate ? In most cases just a con job to relieve the Farang of as much money as possible in the shortest time ????

CORRECT !!!!!

[GinBoy2]

Maybe I'm just being dumb.

 

But for most normal folks, when you both work, to be honest sex every day is the last thing on your mind when you get home everyday.

The reality is that most people their weekday consists of; come home, eat dinner, talk about their day, watch some TV and go to bed

 

Now maybe for the mongers who move from barstool to the local whorehouse every night, thats the expectation.

 

But that's not the norm, and not normal, so as if often with these things on TVF, it's total garbage