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Wolfie's Challenge

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Its been noticed that your the great 'recycler' of Jokes - so heres a challenge for you.

You have 24hrs to come up with/find a joke thats not been posted on Thaivisa.com before, feel free to cross reference your joke with the posts in the jokes forum if you wish.

Reply to this thread with your joke and our members will try to find the joke posted previously.

Note to others: Dont reply/post on this thread until after Jamesyboi has posted. I will delete anything anyone posts on this thread. Once he's posted you can reply with a link to where the joke was posted previously.

So there you go, me old mucka, up for the challenge or what?

(This should be a giggle!)

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Need another 24hrs Jamesyboi?

In a mental institution a nurse walks into a room and sees a patient acting like he's driving a car. The nurse asks him, "Charlie, what are you doing?"

Charlie replied, "Driving to Chicago!"

The nurse wishes him a good trip and leaves the room. The next day the nurse enters Charlie's room just as he stops driving his imaginary car and asks, "Well Charlie, how are you doing?"

Charlie says, "I just got into Chicago.".

"Great," replied the nurse. The nurse leaves Charlie's room and goes across the hall into Bob's room.

The nurse finds Bob sitting on his bed furiously masturbating. Shocked, she asks, "Bob, what are you doing?!"

Bob says, "I'm screwing Charlie's wife while he's in Chicago."

  • Author

OK guys, i haven't heard that one before...

now the challenge goes to the members... can you find this joke on thaivisa.com anywhere?

Sorry Wolfie, don't delete me, but there's only 4 masturbating jokes in 2004 and 2 in 2005,

Edit: I didn't check Chicago :o

Edited by OneeyedJohn

Edit: I didn't check Chicago :o

I did, and it would seem that the joke has not previously appeared on TV, I have definately heard it before though.

At least the challenge has demonstrated that Jamesyboi is real and not a bot as some had surmised :D

Maybe he should check out the rest of the forum, including the place to which he now has access, he'll be welcome.

"I don't want to know why you can't. I want to know how you can!"

Sorry Wolfie, don't delete me, but there's only 4 masturbating jokes in 2004 and 2 in 2005,

Edit: I didn't check Chicago :D

Oneeye? please confirm you didn't go through the entire forum looking for the joke :o

CB

In a mental institution a nurse walks into a room and sees a patient acting like he's driving a car. The nurse asks him, "Charlie, what are you doing?"

Charlie replied, "Driving to Chicago!"

The nurse wishes him a good trip and leaves the room. The next day the nurse enters Charlie's room just as he stops driving his imaginary car and asks, "Well Charlie, how are you doing?"

Charlie says, "I just got into Chicago.".

"Great," replied the nurse. The nurse leaves Charlie's room and goes across the hall into Bob's room.

The nurse finds Bob sitting on his bed furiously masturbating. Shocked, she asks, "Bob, what are you doing?!"

Bob says, "I'm screwing Charlie's wife while he's in Chicago."

Hey I knew you could do it - good joke mate :o

CB

a very good one !!!

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Indeed - he rose to the challenge and beat it - grats Jamesyboi!!!

Sorry Wolfie, don't delete me, but there's only 4 masturbating jokes in 2004 and 2 in 2005,

Edit: I didn't check Chicago :D

Oneeye? please confirm you didn't go through the entire forum looking for the joke :o

CB

I dunno what to say..... I do get out occasionally :D

Anyway it's past the watershed and I shouldn't post anymore :D

Edit: I didn't check Chicago :o

At least the challenge has demonstrated that Jamesyboi is real and not a bot as some had surmised :D

Yeh, I'm not a bot.

ps. I love asian chicks.

love live thaivisa.com

Edit: I didn't check Chicago :o

At least the challenge has demonstrated that Jamesyboi is real and not a bot as some had surmised :D

Yeh, I'm not a bot.

ps. I love asian chicks.

love live thaivisa.com

> Yeh, I'm not a bot.

figured that

> ps. I love asian chicks.

Don't we all :D

> love live thaivisa.com

second that mate

keep it up - now get yourself a real humdinger and bang up up on the post for all to read

I think you figured I was really on your case but if you read back I ws the one trying to encourage you to keep on posting - but just wanted you to do it the one time for each of your jokes.

cheers

CB

:D)--><div class='quotetop'>QUOTE(:D @ 2007-03-29 10:51:45) <{POST_SNAPBACK}></div><div class='quotemain'><!--quotec-->Sorry Jamesyboi :D

Previously posted before, slightly different but same same :o

http://www.thaivisa.com/forum/index.php?showtopic=69727

http://www.thaivisa.com/forum/index.php?showtopic=74387

How long did you spend trawling through that lot or have you an intimate knowledge of this forum and can instantly find these postings? - impressed but somewhat bewildered by both options

Edited by Crow Boy

How long did you spend trawling through that lot or have you an intimate knowledge of this forum and can instantly find these postings? - impressed but somewhat bewildered by both options

I've read every single jokes in this Joke Section...came back to check on new jokes on a daily basis...remember most of it :o

Wow, he can reply...

:D)-->

QUOTE(:D @ 2007-03-29 15:43:29) <{POST_SNAPBACK}>
How long did you spend trawling through that lot or have you an intimate knowledge of this forum and can instantly find these postings? - impressed but somewhat bewildered by both options

I've read every single jokes in this Joke Section...came back to check on new jokes on a daily basis...remember most of it :o

The phrase - "you need to get out more" springs to mind :D

Sorry Jamesyboi ;)

Previously posted before, slightly different but same same :o

http://www.thaivisa.com/forum/index.php?showtopic=69727

http://www.thaivisa.com/forum/index.php?showtopic=74387

:bah:)-->

QUOTE(:o @ 2007-03-29 09:43:29) <{POST_SNAPBACK}>
How long did you spend trawling through that lot or have you an intimate knowledge of this forum and can instantly find these postings? - impressed but somewhat bewildered by both options

I've read every single jokes in this Joke Section...came back to check on new jokes on a daily basis...remember most of it :D

:D :D :DMr '^_^', I stand in awe and salute you! 30 posts in two years, and you have topped my list of best posters of all time! Ruly Truly, no joke.

Well done sir! :bah:

PS> Yes he sure can!

Wow, he can reply...

edit> canceled.. smilie issues

Edited by kayo

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