June 29, 200620 yr Life in a Mental Hospital: >> A nurse walks into a room and sees a >> patient pretending he's driving a car, with his hands at 10 and 2. >> The nurse asks him, "Charlie! What are you doing?" Charlie >> replies," Can't talk right now I'm driving to Melbourne!" The nurse >> wishes him a good trip and leaves the room. The next day the nurse >> enters Charlie's room just as he stops driving his imaginary car >> and she asks, "Well Charlie, how was your trip?" Charlie says, "I'm >> exhausted, I just got into Melbourne and I need some rest." "That's >> great," replied the nurse, "I'm glad you had a safe trip." The >> nurse leaves Charlie's room , and then goes across the hall into >> another patients' room and finds Ed sitting on his bed masturbating >> vigorously. Shocked, she shouts, "Ed what are you doing!?" To which >> Ed replies, "Shhh, I'm shagging Charlie's wife while he's in >> Melbourne".
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