Jump to content

Recommended Posts

Posted

A man walks into his doctor's office and whines, "Doc, you've got to help me; I've got a strawberry stuck up my ass."

The doctor pulls out his prescription pad and says, "I've got cream for that!"

A redneck walks into a bar with a wet, steaming pile of shit in his hands.

He looks over at the bartender with pride and says, "Lookie what I almost stepped in!"

Little Johnny asks, "Mommy, where do babies come from?"

His mother replies, "The stork brings them."

Little Johnny, puzzled, asks, "Then who ######s the stork?"

Create an account or sign in to comment

You need to be a member in order to leave a comment

Create an account

Sign up for a new account in our community. It's easy!

Register a new account

Sign in

Already have an account? Sign in here.

Sign In Now
  • Recently Browsing   0 members

    • No registered users viewing this page.



×
×
  • Create New...