do they serve Zaphod Beeblebrox

Tea tlw

I'll take tea as the last word.

Milk or lemon Sah ?

TLW Refained

Exactly! Cawbie is apparently OK! Staying in hospital where he cannot steal TLW. But in his honour, I give you:

sternum TLW

I always suspected he was a campanologist Tlw.

I always suspected he was a campanologist Tlw.

I've heard he's quite adept at ringing bells.

tlw Gong

This will end in tears. Any moment now the Hefferlump will start trumpeting about trunk calls.

Telephonists tlw.

Lily Tomllin snd Jettie is off after deflecting mad californian cow disease

This will end in tears. Any moment now the Hefferlump will start trumpeting about trunk calls.

Telephonists tlw.

how d;ya get an outside line?

Take the inside one outside !!!

Logic tlw.

What's a hefferlump?

A once feared meanie in Hundred Acre Wood. turned out to be quite a charming fellow in the end.

As Bird Brain will not be here for a while. I'll take the last word and keep it safe for his return.

guardian. TLW

What's a hefferlump?

A hefferlump is a word created by A A Milne for the books "Winnie the Pooh" To the rest of us it is an elephant

TLW "I'm Baaaaaaaaaaaaaaack"

CB

Bugger

That was fast.

Miracle tlw.

Scarily fast.......

Rapid tlw

Cawbie! You got a touchpad in the hospital or a besotted nurse?

Wonklette either way.

Second coming.

Cawbie! You got a touchpad in the hospital or a besotted nurse?

Wonklette either way.

Second coming.

You couldn't get me to a hospital unless I was unconcious - hate them with a passion. No I went home and have been taking care of my self. Walked up to the internet cafe and posted up a couple of messages. Thanks for the kind words. Appreciated

tlw hobble

An attempt at the sympathy vote will never get you TLW.

Nice TRY tlw.

An attempt at the sympathy vote will never get you TLW.

Nice TRY tlw.

Want sympathy - look it up in the dictionary between sh1t and syphilis

you couldn't kill me with an axe.

tlw "put down the axe Eugene"

Now you are officially " Road kill ", you should rest more. Deep breathing, yoga and perhaps peppermint tea.

Put the axe down

Please tlw.

Gooooooooooooooooodmorning Vietnam !!

( And Thailand )

Longest period yet with TLW.

hehehe. New nick for Cawbie: the Hobblette. TLW

Or Road kill !! Which is RK for short.

Edited July 3, 200719 yr by suiging

the all new adventures of Limpy and Hoblette.

Or Limpy and Hobalong. kyakyakya

Twins TLW

Woooaa Dudes. We're just trippin !!!

Go to welcome thread, Kemosabe

Theories on the origin of the word "kemosabe"

http://www.write101.com/kemosabe.htm

To borrow one of the humorous suggestions

TLW HorsesArse

Or he was an Indian physician who was offering help to the Jewish Lone Ranger ( Abe ) for a serious prostate problem ?

Or he was an Indian physician who was offering help to the Jewish Lone Ranger ( Abe ) for a serious prostate problem ?

Isn't it amazing how seemingly innocuous threads like this can lead people to disclose their darkest secrets ?

Here we have a punter who we all thought was only slightly weird but now he is exposed as a racist with a perverted obsession with anal probing !

Think before you post !

TLW Profiling

OK !!

Naaahhhh.

What's a hefferlump?

visuals tlw