Hypnotherapy In Phuket/krabi/samui

[Tornado]

Following a post by highlander in general topics, I was wondering if there is a Hypnotherapist located in Southern Thailand?

If you have first hand experience, that would be a bonus.

Thanks

[Tornado]

any body?

[Tornado]

any body................ please!, Ill give you 20 baht (said in a weezing mono tone, while wiping my yellow tongue on a white towel.)

[Tornado]

I died last night from lung cancer , my last words were "why didnt anyone on Thaivisa give me a contact number for a hypnotherapist"..........

[fatter than harry]

ok, here goes.....

Looooooook intoooooo my eyyeeeeeeeees

you are feeling veeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeery sleeeeeeeeeepppyyyyyy

think of a haaaaaaaaaaaaaaappy plaaace.

Looooooooooooook around you and feeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeel the suuuuuuuunshine

Stop smoking ya big jessey.

when I count to three you will wake up and not waaant to smooooke anymooooore

ooooooooone

twooooooooo

threeeeeeeee....

that'll be 5,000 satung please.

[Wolfie]

Wow it really works...

I just threw my tabs in the bin

[fatter than harry]

Thats great wolfie!

I'm one step closer to becoming Dr. Patong

5,000 satung please.

[Wolfie]

Cheques in the post FTH

[Tornado]

ok, here goes.....

Looooooook intoooooo my eyyeeeeeeeees

you are feeling veeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeery sleeeeeeeeeepppyyyyyy

think of a haaaaaaaaaaaaaaappy plaaace.

Looooooooooooook around you and feeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeel the suuuuuuuunshine

Stop smoking ya big jessey.

when I count to three you will wake up and not waaant to smooooke anymooooore

ooooooooone

twooooooooo

threeeeeeeee....

that'll be 5,000 satung please. 

I am already dead, so I cannot follow your greatly appreciated late help.

5,000 satang, Ill double it! You will have to pop round and see the wife as I left everything to her......... you can have her to if ya like

[fatter than harry]

hmmmmm, raising the dead......I think I can do it

Looooooook intoooooo the back of your eyyeeeeeelids

you are feeling veeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeery non sleeeeeeeeeepppyyyyyy

think of a haaaaaaaaaaaaaaappy plaaace.

Looooooooooooook around you and feeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeel the itchy wooooorms

Wake up ya lazy bugger!

when I count to three you will waaaaant to wake up and live aaaaaagaaaain

ooooooooone

twooooooooo

threeeeeeeee....

Any good?

[Wolfie]

Now your just being silly FTH.

We ALL know you need voodoo to raise the dead, sheesh, some people are just beyond help!

[fatter than harry]

Doh!

Quite right! back to the drawing board

[Tornado]

hmmmmm, raising the dead......I think I can do it

Looooooook intoooooo the back of your eyyeeeeeelids

you are feeling veeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeery non sleeeeeeeeeepppyyyyyy

think of a haaaaaaaaaaaaaaappy plaaace.

Looooooooooooook around you and feeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeel the itchy wooooorms

Wake up ya lazy bugger!

when I count to three you will waaaaant to wake up and live aaaaaagaaaain

ooooooooone

twooooooooo

threeeeeeeee....

Any good?

Da dada!

It worked!

Now if I could only find a HYPNOTHERAPIST

[Wolfie]

I think you were never dead Tornado...

You were lieing to us.

[Tornado]

I think you were never dead Tornado...

You were lieing to us.

I was, honest

3 idiots on a forum , its better than being 3 idiots without a forum I suppose

[Wolfie]

I'm not an idiot, i've not managed to get promoted past fool yet.