Tornado Posted June 7, 2004 Share Posted June 7, 2004 Following a post by highlander in general topics, I was wondering if there is a Hypnotherapist located in Southern Thailand? If you have first hand experience, that would be a bonus. Thanks Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Tornado Posted June 10, 2004 Author Share Posted June 10, 2004 any body? Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Tornado Posted June 12, 2004 Author Share Posted June 12, 2004 any body................ please!, Ill give you 20 baht (said in a weezing mono tone, while wiping my yellow tongue on a white towel.) Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Tornado Posted June 17, 2004 Author Share Posted June 17, 2004 I died last night from lung cancer , my last words were "why didnt anyone on Thaivisa give me a contact number for a hypnotherapist".......... Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
fatter than harry Posted June 17, 2004 Share Posted June 17, 2004 ok, here goes..... Looooooook intoooooo my eyyeeeeeeeees you are feeling veeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeery sleeeeeeeeeepppyyyyyy think of a haaaaaaaaaaaaaaappy plaaace. Looooooooooooook around you and feeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeel the suuuuuuuunshine Stop smoking ya big jessey. when I count to three you will wake up and not waaant to smooooke anymooooore ooooooooone twooooooooo threeeeeeeee.... that'll be 5,000 satung please. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Wolfie Posted June 17, 2004 Share Posted June 17, 2004 Wow it really works... I just threw my tabs in the bin Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
fatter than harry Posted June 17, 2004 Share Posted June 17, 2004 Thats great wolfie! I'm one step closer to becoming Dr. Patong 5,000 satung please. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Wolfie Posted June 17, 2004 Share Posted June 17, 2004 Cheques in the post FTH Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Tornado Posted June 17, 2004 Author Share Posted June 17, 2004 ok, here goes.....Looooooook intoooooo my eyyeeeeeeeees you are feeling veeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeery sleeeeeeeeeepppyyyyyy think of a haaaaaaaaaaaaaaappy plaaace. Looooooooooooook around you and feeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeel the suuuuuuuunshine Stop smoking ya big jessey. when I count to three you will wake up and not waaant to smooooke anymooooore ooooooooone twooooooooo threeeeeeeee.... that'll be 5,000 satung please. I am already dead, so I cannot follow your greatly appreciated late help. 5,000 satang, Ill double it! You will have to pop round and see the wife as I left everything to her......... you can have her to if ya like Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
fatter than harry Posted June 17, 2004 Share Posted June 17, 2004 hmmmmm, raising the dead......I think I can do it Looooooook intoooooo the back of your eyyeeeeeelids you are feeling veeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeery non sleeeeeeeeeepppyyyyyy think of a haaaaaaaaaaaaaaappy plaaace. Looooooooooooook around you and feeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeel the itchy wooooorms Wake up ya lazy bugger! when I count to three you will waaaaant to wake up and live aaaaaagaaaain ooooooooone twooooooooo threeeeeeeee.... Any good? Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Wolfie Posted June 17, 2004 Share Posted June 17, 2004 Now your just being silly FTH. We ALL know you need voodoo to raise the dead, sheesh, some people are just beyond help! Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
fatter than harry Posted June 17, 2004 Share Posted June 17, 2004 Doh! Quite right! back to the drawing board Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Tornado Posted June 18, 2004 Author Share Posted June 18, 2004 hmmmmm, raising the dead......I think I can do itLooooooook intoooooo the back of your eyyeeeeeelids you are feeling veeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeery non sleeeeeeeeeepppyyyyyy think of a haaaaaaaaaaaaaaappy plaaace. Looooooooooooook around you and feeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeel the itchy wooooorms Wake up ya lazy bugger! when I count to three you will waaaaant to wake up and live aaaaaagaaaain ooooooooone twooooooooo threeeeeeeee.... Any good? Da dada! It worked! Now if I could only find a HYPNOTHERAPIST Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Wolfie Posted June 18, 2004 Share Posted June 18, 2004 I think you were never dead Tornado... You were lieing to us. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Tornado Posted June 18, 2004 Author Share Posted June 18, 2004 I think you were never dead Tornado...You were lieing to us. I was, honest 3 idiots on a forum , its better than being 3 idiots without a forum I suppose Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Wolfie Posted June 18, 2004 Share Posted June 18, 2004 I'm not an idiot, i've not managed to get promoted past fool yet. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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