Late Easter Puns

[Boon Mee]

Easter Bunny Jokes

Q. What does it mean when the Easter Bunny

arrives one day late with melted candy?

A. He probably had a bad hare day.

Q. How does a rabbit make gold soup?

A. He begins with 24 carrots.

Q. What do you get when you pour boiling hot

water down a rabbit hole?

A. Hot cross bunnies!

Q. What does it mean when you see thirty

rabbits in a row and they are all marching

backwards?

A. What you have is a receding hareline.

Q. What can rabbits have that no other

animal can have?

A. Baby rabbits.

Q. Which side of a rabbit has the most fur?

A. The outside.

Q. What is the difference between a new-age

rabbit that is preparing for the future and one

that is getting ready for dinner?

A. The first rabbit will visualize world peace.

The second rabbit will visualize whirled peas.

Q. How Do You Catch a Unique Rabbit?

A. Unique Up On It.

Q. How Do You Catch a Tame Rabbit?

A. Tame Way, Unique Up On It.

[bino]

Q: why does the easter bunny hide his eggs?

A: He doesn't want anyone to know that he has sex with chickens!

[Crow Boy]

Easter Bunny Jokes

Q. What does it mean when the Easter Bunny

arrives one day late with melted candy?

A. He probably had a bad hare day.

Q. How Do You Catch a Tame Rabbit?

A. Tame Way, Unique Up On It.

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Bad hare day - oh my god that is so bad

CB