Off topic, My criminal lawyer in the UK was amazing, his advice was always lie in court and to the police. Tell them, "You weren't there, you didn't do it!" I said, "but what if they catch me out in a lie?" His answer, "just tell them I told you to say that, you'll be held blameless, I'll get shouted out in court, but the judge and I will still be sitting drinking and laughing together in the same pub at lunchtime"
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