Ok this was a game I played as a kid, now slightly altered for Thaivisa purposes

The 'Rules'

There would be a group of us who would start by saying " I went to the Supermarket and I bought..."

We could then think of ANYTHING, crazy, impossible, surreal, sick, ANYTHING - but It would need to be linked to the last item AND for TV purposes Thai-related

Each post needs to start with "I went to the Supermarket and I bought..." then the item(s) one item each or a collective, followed by an explanation (if necessary) as to how it links with the last item.

Got it? OK!

So I will Start

I went to the Supermarket and I bought... Construction Site-Safety Flip Flops!

I went to the supermarket & I bought some rotton, old, stinky som-tum to eat for lunch while working on the construction site.

Edited April 19, 200719 yr by aussiestyle1983

I went to the supermarket & I bought some new pants because of eating rotton, old, stinky som-tum to eat for lunch while working on the construction site.

I went to the supermarket & I bought a do-it-yourself Thai style cleaning kit to clean the new pants I bought earlier because I spilt rotton, old, stinky som-tum I ate for lunch on them,

Edited April 19, 200719 yr by aussiestyle1983

I went to the supermarket & I bought a do-it-yourself Thai style cleaning kit to clean the new pants I bought earlier because I spilt rotton, old, stinky som-tum I ate for lunch on them,

i went to the supermarket to buy some bog roll after eating the rotten som-tam

I went to the supermarket and bought a little golden labrador puppy..

You guys must really be bored ....

You guys must really be bored ....

Yup

I went to the supermarket and bought some carpet cleaner because the new puppy ate some of the som-tam and blasted shi-ite all over the carpet!

I went to the supermarket and bought a packet of Krong Thips to smoke quietly after I had bought some carpet cleaner because the new puppy ate some of the som-tam and blasted shi-ite all over the carpet!

I went to the supermarket and bought a loud drum to bang so kayo could not smoke his krong tips quite as quietly after he had cleaned the som-tam-dog-shi-ite blast off the carpet

I thought you were the one who cleaned the Shi-ite...

I declined to offer markr a cigarette, after blah blah blah...

Oh wait... that's not right!

I went to the supermarket and bought sleeping pills to putr in markr's beer after he bought a loud drum to bang so kayo could not smoke his krong tips quite as quietly ( ) after he had cleaned the som-tam-dog-shi-ite blast off the carpet

I went to the supermarket to buy a gullible Indian Tourist to go with the sleeping pills

........together with a book entitled "so you want to get others to join in on your meaningless thread"

I went to the supermarket and bought the sequel to the book "so you want to get others to join in on your meaningless thread" which is called "so you have succeeded to get others to join in on your meaningless thread, now what?"

I went to the supermarket and bought a counterfeit DVD entitled ' How Not To Be a Plonker on the Internet'

I went to the supermarket with Jarvis and we shoplifted till we dropped.

I went to the supermarket and bought a counterfeit DVD entitled ' How Not To Be a Plonker on the Internet'

Evidently not read it yet though hey?

Yeah, wasn't meant to come out that way. I'll just give myself a good slapping OK

Yeah, wasn't meant to come out that way. I'll just give myself a good slapping OK

I went to the supermarket and bought a LB to assist with the good slapping after indirectly offending him/her

Yeah, wasn't meant to come out that way. I'll just give myself a good slapping OK

I went to the supermarket and bought a LB to assist with the good slapping after indirectly offending him/her

i went to the supermarket and got slapped by the cashier for having 12 items in the 10 items or less queue