Almighty Vacation

[DFCarlson]

One day God was feeling bored and so he called all his advisors together and told them that He wanted to take a vacation. "What vacation destination do you suggest?", He asked.

Saint Peter said, "How about going to the planet Neptune? You can really get away from the office there."

"No, no", said God. "That's too far away!"

"Well, then, how about the planet Mercury?" chimed in Saint Agnes.

"No, no", said God. "It's too hot on Mercury.

"Do you think you would like to go to Jupiter?", asked Saint Sebastian.

"No,no", said God. "It's too big a place. I want somewhere smaller."

"Well, then, how about taking your vacation on the planet Earth?", asked Saint Augustine.

"Oh, no. NO!!" said God. "You don't know what you're suggesting! Two thousand years ago I was there and I screwed some girl and they haven't forgotten about it yet!"