penzman Posted June 14, 2004 Share Posted June 14, 2004 On a Septic Tank Truck sign: "We're #1 in the #2 business." Sign over a Gynecologist's Office: "Dr. Jones, at your cervix." At a Proctologist's door "To expedite your visit please back in." On a Plumber's truck: "We repair what your husband fixed." On a Plumber's truck: "Don't sleep with a drip. Call your plumber." Pizza Shop Slogan: "7 days without pizza makes one weak." At a Tire Shop in Milwaukee: "Invite us to your next blowout." On a Plastic Surgeon's Office door: "Hello. Can we pick your nose?" At a Towing company: "We don't charge an arm and a leg. We want tows." On an Electrician's truck: "Let us remove your shorts." In a Nonsmoking Area: "If we see smoke, we will assume you are on fire and take appropriate action." On a Maternity Room door: "Push. Push. Push." At an Optometrist's Office "If you don't see what you're looking for, you've come to the right place." On a Taxidermist's window: "We really know our stuff." In a Podiatrist's office: "Time wounds all heels." On a Fence: "Salesmen welcome! Dog food is expensive." At a Car Dealership: "The best way to get back on your feet - miss a car payment." Outside a Muffler Shop: "No appointment necessary. We hear you coming." In a Veterinarian's waiting room: "Be back in 5 minutes. Sit! Stay!" At the Electric Company: "We would be delighted if you send in your payment. However, if you don't, you will be." In a Restaurant window: "Don't stand there and be hungry, Come on in and get fed up." In the front yard of a Funeral Home: "Drive carefully. We'll wait." At a Propane Filling Station, "Tank heaven for little grills." And don't forget the sign at a Chicago Radiator Shop: "Best place in town to take a leak." Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Phil Conners Posted June 15, 2004 Share Posted June 15, 2004 Sign with a picture of a rottweiler on a gate : "I can get to this gate in 15 seconds - can you?" Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Pink Mist Posted June 16, 2004 Share Posted June 16, 2004 works for me Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
DeDanan Posted June 16, 2004 Share Posted June 16, 2004 Sign on a entrance gate to private yard. "No Pucking Farking" Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Dondi Posted June 16, 2004 Share Posted June 16, 2004 very enjoyable ..... gave me a giggle before work Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Goat Roper Posted June 16, 2004 Share Posted June 16, 2004 I was on a bike trip and saw this one over a biker bar in Billings, Montana: "Hangovers installed and serviced here" Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
LivinLOS Posted June 21, 2004 Share Posted June 21, 2004 On the side of a builders van in the north of England. Patel and Sing general builders.. You have tried the cowboys, now try the indians !! Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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