I pulled an older woman at a club last night.

She was a right old sort for 57, we drank a bit, had a bit of a snog & she asked if I'd ever had the sportsmanʼs double, a mother and daughter 3 some?

I said no.

We drank a bit more, then she says that tonight was my lucky night.

I went back to her place.

She put the hall light on & and shouted upstairs:

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>"Mum you still awake?"

Help - I will have nightmares now after reading that one!

Peter