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So Johnny is in class and his teacher says; " Ok children, before you go home everyday i will ask you a question and the child who can tell me the answer in the morning will get to go home early".

Eagerly they listen as she asks;" How many grains of sand are there in the Sahara desert?"

Johnny goes home and asks his father's advice on answering the question.

"sorry son" his dad replies, " theres just no answering that one"

Dissapointed he goes to school the next day and of course no-one can answer it.

This goes on for a few days with other questions like; How many litres of water in the atlantic? How many blades of grass in a football pitch?

One evening his Father says, " Ok Johnny, I've an idea. Go get a couple of ping-pong balls, some black paint and do exactly as I tell you................"

The next morning the teacher welcomes the children and begins;

" Children, yesterday's question was........" at that very moment johnny bounces the two blackened ping-pong balls towards her desk,

"ok", she continues, " Who's the comedian with the black balls?"

Johnny jumps up: " It's Eddie Murphy miss, can I go home early?"

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