Due to a power outage, only one paramedic responded to the call for a

woman in labor. The house was very dark so the paramedic asked

Kathleen, a 3-yr old girl, to hold a flashlight high over her mommy so

he could see while he helped deliver the baby.

Very diligently, Kathleen did as she was asked.

Mother Heidi pushed and pushed and after a little while, Connor was

born. The paramedic lifted him by his little feet and spanked him on his

bottom. Connor began to cry.

The paramedic then thanked Kathleen for her help and asked the

wide-eyed 3-yr old what she thought about what she had just witnessed.

Kathleen quickly responded, "He shouldn't have

crawled in there in the first place, smack his ass again!"

If you don't laugh at this one, there's no hope for you!

:D