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A lady walked into a Mercedes dealership just to

browse. Suddenly she spotted the most beautiful car

that she had ever seen and walked over to inspect it.

As she bent forward to feel the fine leather

upholstery, an unexpected little fart escaped her.

Embarrassed, she anxiously looked around to see if

anyone had noticed and hoped a sales person didn't

pop up right now.

But, as she turned back, there standing next to

her, was a salesman.

With a pleasant smile he greeted her, "Good day,

Madame. How may we help you today?"

Trying to maintain an air of sophistication and

acting as though nothing had happened, she smiled

back and asked, "Sir, what is the price of this

lovely vehicle?"

Still smiling pleasantly, he replied, "Madame,

I'm very sorry to say that if you farted just by

touching it, you are going to shit yourself when you

hear the price."

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